we finally got "not 1mb" internet here like a year ago and now ive gotten where even going down to 720p on youtube looks low quality to me and i remember being so happy when i could actually watch stuff at 480p

I know that feeling, I had great wifi then had no internet for about a year and a half. Never not appreciated slow wifi after that point

I misread "WiFi" as "waifu" and wasn't sure I wanted to know what this chat was even about

i wish i had a waifu but the more real physical actually a human variety

That would be a wife which I think you might scare away with your pan obsession

technically speaking we never got "divorces" and you would still be my wife in funsubstance's canon

divorced*

You scared me away with your pan obsession so I'm a free gal now, I'm on the market, pick me up for cheap please I'm lonely and my ex-wife beats me with pans

See, this is why I share my peudo-dyslexic moments. You never know when you might uncover all kinds of interesting plot development. Went from slow Internet to parisqeen on the run from her abusive ex, who just wants her to love pans as much as she does

i never hit you once, its all lies, im made of affection and you know it

If affection is bashing my head with a wok then you're made head to toe of it

girl you gonna make me cry with these accusations

See This is why we broke up we're always fighting!

we are fighting im being attacked and am only using enough force to deflect being hit in the face

I remember when 360p looked amazing to me now it looks blurry

I thought you meant the user goodwifi. Then I got sad.

This chat has taken many, many turns

I haven't been able to reply to anything until now cause my wifi was way too slow, ironic really