xvarnah · 4 years ago
I don't actually even know what happened ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
deleted · 4 years ago
It's mostly bots dragging memes from reddit or 9/gag
deleted · 4 years ago
Sounds like @creativedragonbaby is actually an FBI agent who's getting spooked by the idea of two million people showing up to get them aliens
creativedragonbaby · 4 years ago
@unklethan I’m going to need you to answer your door. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine
firmlee_grasspit · 4 years ago
I don’t think I can make it. I’d have to fly 10.5 hours and ~8300 km...then I’d have to find the damn base, plus, I wouldn’t have any mates to charge in with. All for what, aliens? No thanks, I’m just going to continue to perform satanic rituals at Stonehenge.
1_puma · 4 years ago
@firmlee_grasspit You live in Manchester, right? I have a teleport machine, I would just need your coordinates. I haven’t begun human trials, but hey! You need to start sometime.
dr_richard_ew · 4 years ago
I'm already there
firmlee_grasspit · 4 years ago
@1_puma Oh, really? That could work. I’ll be at Etihad Stadium the night before the raid. Here are the coordinates: 53.4831° N, 2.2004° W. Thanks, mate!
1_puma · 4 years ago
Perfect. Try to stand as in the middle of the field as possible. We don’t need you to get splinched.
firmlee_grasspit · 4 years ago
Sounds good!
1_puma · 4 years ago
Would anyone else like to be teleported?
dr_richard_ew · 4 years ago
I'm gonna infiltrate them soon. I assume I'm still ahead in technology and research than them, but it never hurts to check once and again
xvarnah · 4 years ago
-pulls the ducttape off the webcam and waves at creativebabydragon-
creativedragonbaby · 4 years ago
*sends you a nice meme*
signaturefox2013 · 4 years ago
Yes, can we please move on to something new
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I got caught about 15 hours ago because nobody would answer me about what I was supposed to do with all the goats, so I just kinda sat there with them... but anyway... I was interrogated (don't worry, the tunnel is safe), but I still had the brownies (since I switched to a cake for the aliens), and got those dudes high as a fucking kite (total lightweights, obviously their first edible experience), and am now sneaking the goats out.
firmlee_grasspit · 4 years ago
Honestly, I enjoy how much it annoys some people. Sorry, @creativedragonbaby and @signaturefox2013, it’s nothing personal. But I get it. I never got Ugandan Knuckles, and I honestly stayed off the internet until that died off.
creativedragonbaby · 4 years ago
Oh I get the Area 51 stuff alright, and I think it’s hularious. I’m just drowning in it and I am getting tired
firmlee_grasspit · 4 years ago
I bet in a few days that will hit me, too.