I can cook, play music and babysit your animals. I've also got a scooter if Jason wants people getting more than one roll at a time XD I also tell terrible jokes so rest assured I'll be the first to go in our terrible apocalypse movie

I'll be the backup weapon swinging fool.
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I also have some very basic carpentry skills, so I could probably board up windows.

Well what kind of apocalypse are we having? If it's zombie then definitely, the less windows the better. If it's another kind then idk

zambies

Are those baby zombies?

@flyingoctopus the people, hopefully, but the currency is tanking so life is about to get really expensive. With everybody trapping themselves you also won't have an outlet if the virus does hit.

Anyway, I have a katana, a golf course, and a brick wall.... but 2/3 of those are worthless.

I also have a bunch of cords, old remotes and an electric drill with a battery, so as long as we can charge the battery, we have the drill.

Masterminding the whole operation

Im late

Very late indeed *strokes nonexistent beard mysteriously*

@mastapasta Have we met? Lol

A wizard is never late

Am I a wizard/witch?

Not if you're late. So are you late? Or are you a wizard?

Hmmm

I'm hella late

Found the wizard

Can't be - she's late

...le sigh... alright nursery time rhymes