Good luck getting someone on the road

Can you just clear it before you go to work?

You know, just in case....

My fiancee also is in retail and has to work although they have reduced the stores opening times

godspeed

Remember to wipe your hands between your asscheeks every time you have to touch someone's face

Hey brother. Be safe out there. Listen to nicengleman.

Turns out, it's so busy, I can't even have my scheduled lunch.

What kind of business?

Grocery store

We do realize this virus is not that deadly right?

We realize it yes, but it sucks a thousand elephant dicks to contract it

I got a guy in the area, he can take care of it, he just needs to know how to get to your computer.

Oh, btw, he'll get on the road; he's a truck driver and these are important times for shipping goods.

I survived. And I wasn't afraid of the virus. I was afraid of the endless swarm of people. It was so busy, I couldn't even go on my lunch.

I can't stand people talking about the death rate. It's not about people dying, it's about 170,000 people being very ill for two to three weeks

My humble apologies. But the way people are acting lately it seems like Armageddon is upon us.

That's largely because people are confused and the government and media are handling this all with the incredible finesse of fifteen howler monkeys in a figurine shop