Alright, real quickie.
by who_cares · 87 comments 3 years ago
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funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
I'm feelin' alright. I just bought a digital copy of Jurassic Park, because the extinction of DVD's are why, but I didn't use my own money to do it, but I think I've found a way to express my justification for such an action =p. Big joke lulz
who_cares · 3 years ago
@funkmasterrex what is the justification?
We are watching Letters to Juliet @dr_richard_ew Don't ask me why.
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
DVD's are going to go extinct, so buying a digital copy of a movie bout dinosaurs was not only practical and prudent, but really funny. Plus as it's digital I can share it, so not only do I have a access to a copy, but those who paid for it also also have access to the copy.
who_cares · 3 years ago
That's the whole point they started doing the digital business anyway but I am happy you found your excuse. I miss boasting of my DVD collection as a child though.
jingle · 3 years ago
Dinosaurs!
rosalinas · 3 years ago
I have no idea what the heck is happening here and what does it have anything to do with my shortness
xvarnah · 3 years ago
This is not what I was expecting after being summoned to a quickie
dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago
Not much of a quickie now is it?
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
@rosalinas someone stuck the joke on a shelf...
rosalinas · 3 years ago
As quick as dying of being stabbed multiple times.
So 15 mins less or more, depends on the stabbing skill.
jingle · 3 years ago
O.O
dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago
Don't mind rosie, she won't bite
jingle · 3 years ago
Just stab.
dr_richard_ew · 3 years ago
she does it so efficiently though
jingle · 3 years ago
Beautiful
rosalinas · 3 years ago
I actually prefer to be less effective when it comes to certain cases.
Sometimes you want people to feel pains yk.
jingle · 3 years ago
The plastic knives shattering in the kneecaps always does the trick
funkmasterrex · 3 years ago
death by 10,000 cuts.
mastapasta · 3 years ago
Anyone else feeling sorry for @mrscollector
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Trust me it sucks I call full out total BS lol but what can I do lol
Well at least turns out that my husband who swore to me he was 6ft is actually 5’11 lol so I might of lost 2 inches but he lost 1 as well lol.
When I found out how tall I really was I was at the doctors and I had a feeling I was really wasn’t 5’4 and my husband was in the room as they checked my height and I told him if I am any shorter than 5’4 it is his fault for being such an ass all the time lol and I swore I would punch him. I get measured and sure enough 5’2 I looked at him and he said not the face lmfao
(No I don’t abuse my husband. It is just horse play never from anger.)