You know what they say about hiccups, it means someone is thinking of you or maybe dreaming of you.

Must be that ho Sarah

You know, i use hiccups as an excuse to talk to my crush

But only if i ever really get hiccups.

The hell's a crush? Is that some sort of disease or something?

There there, cap
*pats the back*
Its okay

Oh no
You engaged the turbo hiccups
We're all doomed!

Hey, you can't hiccup if you rip your own throat out

And it will help you sleep too

It's usually better to have your throat ripped out by a professional

Alrighty y'all, new problem. Hiccups are gone, will make a new chat about the new issue

@xvarnah are you secretly telling us something