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cheesecrackers


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You’ll be right, Richard 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 2 years ago
no offense
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Sorry for the high amounts of light-modeness 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 2 years ago
True, 3k were killed in 9/11 and about 72x that in Japan.
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Diamonds aren't forever if you're a millennial 7 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I'd like an engagement ring with rubies or something, I feel like diamonds are plain
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Dr. Karen vs Will Smith 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I got the moderna in February, and the second shot was really just the worst. It was so bad I didn't sleep the whole night and called a hospital, but they said they had no way to treat my symptoms. I was fully recovered after 48 hours, never had another symptom, but I'd do it again if I had to. Being vaccinated is a weight off my shoulders.
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One is good, one is bad 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I am mexican, and its not a word that would exist in the Spanish language. For gender inclusive, we usually use latin@ texting, or latino/a more formally, or some in southern countries say latine, but latinx doesn't pronounce well in Spanish, so I only hear it from English speakers.
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Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Ok, the money and house bit, I can understand. But, what's wrong with goals? Having goals is healthy?
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Upcoming movie 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I...have more questions now than before.
Upcoming movie 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
OK but why does the chinese say "I want to eat your pancreas"
I can make this joke 15 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Actually it was law for jewish men to have circumcisions and Jesus was like "I came not to abolish to law but to fulfill it" and essentially overturned that rule, for Christians, so really it's the opposite. Jesus was like "you don't have to cut the tip off yo diks anymore if u don't want"
'Johnson, where's that damn report on krill consumption?!' 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
企 (qi) also means standing on the tip toe, or to anxiously expect something
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Cereal? 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
And then, briefly, Dashing Black Man Holding Dangerously Large Dorito
Cereal? 10 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
I'm a girl and all throughout highschool my background was a picture of chicken pot pie but I photoshopped a picture of the cambodian communist dictator, Pol Pot, onto each piece of chicken to make it a chicken Pol pot pie
Legendary 18 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
An absolute gnunit
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Dandelions 14 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
My mom always told me weeds were hardy plants that used a lot of nutrients from the earth and so more delicate plants near a weed would starve. Idk
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Miles Morales is pretty cool actually 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
My lil cousins love Miles, bc he's half latino and they're also latinos. Kids love representation, we need more of it.
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Bet you didn't know this 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
My most fun fact is the girl who named this rover was my next door neighbor growing up.
Count to potatoe 6 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
four out here like (o,,o)
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How to get straight A-ids 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
"does that mean the midterm grades are coming in late?! I really wanted to know my score..."
Bubble bobble 1 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
no, I think their current translator needs a raise
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Keep your nuts close 5 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Now that's acorny joke
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Wait 3 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
Ok now I see it is a joke on the word cougar being an older woman who likes younger men, but I can't be the only one who immediately thought of that one video of that Utah guy being stalked by a cougar for 6 min......can I?
Oh no your child is stuck in a loop 2 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
That last one is gold
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Even masks can't keep out bad breath 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
...perhaps not :I
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How it started vs how it’s going 4 comments
cheesecrackers · 3 years ago
In high school as a senior, a freshman girl gave me a really bad drawing and I stuck it up on my wall at home, bc I knew she loved to draw and it meant a lot to her. Saw her about 5 years later at a mutual friends' grad party and told her about it, and she was quite moved I kept it all this time. She showed me her recent work, which was fantastic, and that she was accepted into art school. Love to see it.
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