chocolatefeces


I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Thor 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
How is Pinkman's face so beefy?
Ever wonder how powerful Hurricane winds are? (Hurricane Michael) 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
So paper beats paper now?
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STOP! Whatever you do stop and look at this wolf 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
This is what the first dog must have looked like.
Dog: Hey
Caveman: Sup
Dog: Can I have those bones you're throwing away?
Caveman: Yea
Dog: Thx
Next day
Dog: Hey buddy
Caveman: Hey man
Dog: You got any bones to throw away?
Caveman: here
Dog: thx man. can i have a belly rub?
Caveman: okay
Dog: thx. I'll protect you if you keep doing this.
Caveman: u got a deal m8
And here we are.
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The title alone had me interested. belly button blues - cleopatrick 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Yeah I thought it should be on here too
Flashy Exclusive Natural Lobster 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Shiny Kingler
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Just scored this from a coworker for 50$ :D thoughts? 16 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
He lost on the deal
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Strong words 29 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
That's what I was thinking
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My family got a new dog last week 27 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Big 'ol floppy ears! What's her name?
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Crazy 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
And keep in mind, his voice changed significantly over the course of his career, I think due to surgeries but I'm not sure.
Crazy 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
And keep in mind, his voice changed significantly over the course of his career, I think due to surgeries but I'm not sure.
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Modesty sansevero chapel museum, naples antonio corradini, 1752 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I think you misspelled nipples
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If EA made Park benches 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Then when your two minutes runs out you get three sharp stabs to your legs and anus as the spikes instantly spring back into their defence position.
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Are we not so different with a refrigerator 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
On his birthday every year,, put a half pie in there for him please.
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valid question 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Legit concern I hadn't even considered.
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When you have to choose between going out with your friends or lying in bed with your 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
So this is a bot post? Does that mean this account is a bot?
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My pup Moon 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Aw he's got lil mini beefy legs.
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Park carefully, there is extra space for a reason (raising awareness) 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Scrape that nice sharp wheel against that douche's car. Then give it a nice punch for good measure.
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MothEAr 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Oh my god this is so damn true
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YouTube tutorials 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Painfully true
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People wanted to see my cat so here you go 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
Aww he's wearing socks
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Window above my Chicago kitchen sink for posterity 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
I fell your pain
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Gillian Anderson and... Swamp Thing? 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 5 years ago
The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Swamp Thing is, well, different.
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