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I'm the turd you think is a candy bar.

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Seriously 15 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
This is FUNsubstance. This post is not fucking fun. Please remove it now. This ruined my goddamn night.
Don't print this 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Man I work in a print shop and the level of waste would make most people cry.
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How cool is this 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Cold enough here for sure
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Fine I guess 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
True, however these speeds are irrelevant when the speed of speech and the speed of hand movements define the speeds of these modes of communication much more accurately.
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Chick magnet 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
He made a pickup truck guys. But the tailgate won't work.
R.I.P. Sid Haig 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Just realized how awesome a Joker he would've been, and basically was as Captain Spaulding
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The russian trap! 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Looks like Zoolander
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Soft and fashionable 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
And possibly overheating. I wish people wouldn't dress their pets.
Mose everybody 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
*And actor on The Office
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Postal worker cooks steak on truck dashboard to showcase 'inhumane' working 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Yeah but that's like the middle east or Australia. Places like north america and Europe don't get that hot.... Oh wait...
This dog is clearly very innocent 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
And very obese. Walk him for frick's sake.
I'm this old 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Good old Pogs. Circles of cardboard with print on them made into a game. Still don't know what the game was. Maybe I never knew. But I had them. Lots of them. And some big ones too. Slammers? Those were great times.
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The eternals m*lf. Salma hayek (52) 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
And Quentin Tarantino fulfilled his ultimate wish of sucking on her feet in From Dusk Till Dawn.
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A missed opportunity 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
I believe they're called The Watchers, at least in the X-Men comics they are. But yes, that's totally what Stan was in all the movies.
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Sold MacBook and joined PC Masterrace, thoughts? 6 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Nice clean build
A desk fan from the 1930s 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
I believe that is actually not a fan, but rather a motorized finger amputation machine.
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The Xoloitzcuintli Quetzal (Mexican hairless dog) is considered a guide for the dead 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Yeah it's basically a jackal. Fricking Anubis
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I forgot my potatoes in my basement 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Portal 2
Achievements! 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
We played GTA on computers less powerful than our cell phones. We got to the moon with a computer less powerful than your wristwatch.
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If you wonder where HBO's good writing gone lately 1 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Yeah that show was incredible.
Halloween Help 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Do that next year. 2020 will be a full moon on halloween
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Poor guy! 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Honestly, not that hard to get out of if you have two wrenches.
The matterhorn 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
Oh, only the most photographed mountain on the planet, and the logo for toblerone chocolate bars.
Finally a good proposal 3 comments
chocolatefeces · 4 years ago
So basically all the rights women have in the middle east