Melts in your glass, not your mouth.

It's kinda true though. Caffeine is technically a psychedelic drug, and the world's most widely used and least regulated.
I guess that's because its effects aren't as damaging as more potent drugs, and withdrawal isn't as harmful (it makes people groggy and irritable but that's about it). Also, the lethal dose is very high (about 100 lattes).

Coffee will find you, and it will increase your heart rate.

I remembered I have this account. So why not use it. I won't be resuming my Coffee Art series, but I will be posting any coffee related stuff I can find here.

Instead of a machete, he wields a macchiato.

May the 4th be you.

Spelling notwithstanding.

My father was a twicher, and a caffiend. And one morning, he drinks more espressos than usual. Mommy gets the coffee pot to defend herself. Oh, he doesn't like that. Not. One. B i t.
He turns to me and says "Why so sleppy?" He puts the cup in my mouth. "Why so sleepy?" Aaaand... Why so sleepy?

I expect my gut looks something like that after drinking too much coffee, only far less cute.

Eyyyy, sexy latte!
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Man, this song is nearly 10 years. I remember when it being the first to reach 1 billion views on Youtube was like a major thing. It currently sits at 4.4 billion.

Well maybe tea SHOULD apologize for not being coffee.
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Nah, I'm kidding. I always welcome a nice cup of tea.

I understand each chocolate syrup ring can rotate independently.

"I'm Sonic, Sonic the Coffee. Gotta drink fast!"

I like to think each one has a different flavor that matches its respective Eeveelution.

Then you spill it on a piece of paper and accidentally make art.

I know it's already bean said, but if at all possible don't soil the Earth, as people still like their coffee ground.

You might think combining a stimulant and a relaxant would be a bad idea. However, they actually sell hemp cola here, and it does seem to work in both keeping me calm and awake.
Haven't found a place that has weed coffee though... yet.

It looks kinda high. Understandable, coffee is one hell of a drug.

This one's a bit different, as it's a painting done in coffee.

The best way to start Easter morning.

Some nice hot buns.

For when you need that extra charge.

They emerge from the deepest darkest brew.