Cokedragon

cokedragon


I'm sure you're here by mistake. But if you aren't, the next time you see my name, comment "You've been bipped" for <3

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Super controlled sand art 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
lol wat
All hail hypnofoam! 5 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Son of the Year.
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Good guy Leo 13 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
You act as though it's less surprising because they're siblings XD
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I don't have friends 13 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Title speaks volumes.
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Whose side are you on 80 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Is this even a question? There's only one answer.
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Coffee shop 14 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Just to show how willing I am, I've even concocted several other drinks:
The "Just Got Fucking Dumped," "Want to Get Over this Fucking Hangover," and the "I Hear My Fucking Neighbors All Night."
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What color 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
I heard men and women actually see colors differently. It's limited, but it's there, so...yeah.
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Ehh?Ehh? Get it? 15 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Are you a wizard 9 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
<3
How fortunate 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
I can predict your future.
You'll return to see this.
Hi, future crackle ;)
good luck hamster :') 19 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Hamster <3
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How fortunate 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
No. Because you say I'll read a sentence but I never read that sentence after you say I'll read that sentence.
Simply awesome 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Dunking on my court? Nah, bruh, me no like.
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Nice definition of humans 8 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
No, we're a complex -- still impossible to describe as a whole in terms of inner workings -- brain controlling all of that and much, much more.
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How fortunate 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
You just stated the past tho...
Bennedict cumberbatch doppelgänger 23 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
I swear, only one of these looks like him.
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This is how I fit 2 sandwiches into a lunchbox 9 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
IT'S SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING D:
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What every menu needs 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Only $2.95?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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What every menu needs 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Just in case you missed the biggest thing in the picture.
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Nice ending 12 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.
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It's spreading! 22 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
But now the question lies: who is Patient 0?
1 like = 1 prayer 1 share = 13 respects 48 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Teh felz bruh teh felz al th tiem
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What happens in poland 7 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
...Doesn't stay in Poland.
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dong ding 18 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Nothing, because its rotting corpse is in a haphazardly built wooden casket under my house.
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What is a wh*re? 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Kids do the darndest shit.