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The Immaterial has become Immaterial

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Can you ever win? 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
she's not happy bcz he's a simp..
if he'd be an alpha, she'll be happy and glad to be around..
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Here we go my fellow friends 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Probably the second option
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Please don't delete me 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
less than 3 pounds ? must've taken two dumps instead of one some day
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You are too short to date me...She was the same hight as me 14 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Long ago I said to a girl "I love you" to which she responded "Thank you"
It's such a lovely day, I'm surprised this gentleman doesn't take off his sweater 8 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Yeti is real too? 2020 has been a revelation
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We Are All in the Same Boat 2 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
We're never in the same boat
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Dafuq iz dis shit 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
That kid standing beside is saying the title??
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This would make me so happy 8 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Yes.. Yes to this..
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rule 34 4 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
He's watching the memes you make on him n his sister
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Who’s gonna carry the boats? 2 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Never skip leg day...
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Wholesome smash bros wedding from Facebook 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
no negativity but you should have also opted for a giant screen or a simple projector... and enjoyed like hell
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Why do they build with cardboard? 5 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
yeah but anyone with an axe can break-in via the WALLS.... ehh !
Gotcha 2 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
they flew away buddy... independent wings flew away !
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Valentine's Day could be looking up 1 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
That smile and this attitude !!!!! Ohhh Myyyy
Average tiddy goth gf (featuring dirty mirror, i know) 52 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Can't spell quarantine without u,r,a,q,t !!
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It's my birthday! Guess how old I am today! (I wont get mad) 33 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Happy Birthday !! You are a youthful 21 !
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Barnes and Noble knows how to Quarantine 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
The Maze runner was one of the stupidest movie I have seen.. not sure of the book tho
Ginger of the day 3 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Wow... Pretty !!!
salute 15 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
And @guest_ is a dick...
Eek barba derkel 16 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Yeah, as long as the pollution isn't caused by the layman.. and by corporations..
Global warming is just one of the ways lifestyle choices are forced on common men
salute 15 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
I never really got how Dick is a short for Richard...
salute 15 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Heyy Richard.. or Dick!!!!
salute 15 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Eww
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The Gisney princess we deserve 2 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
Constantine will be one of the finest movies I have seen
Don't know how many welders in this community 6 comments
coldpasta · 3 years ago
The strength of the join is most important.. if the first one gives better strength, all good..
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