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It's a sad generation 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He looks like the type of guy to pop a thimb in a butthole.
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It's a sad generation 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I bet Justin would make her swallow.
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Tattoos are forever 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I dont think it leaves a scar but it definetely hurts more than an actual tattoo and yes is very expensive.
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Hearts of gold 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Your a douche who has clearly never owned a dog. Otherwise you would know its ALL about the trainer. Im a blue pitbull breeder, safe to say Im right. Otherwise I wouldnt be around so many mindless monster as you seem to think.
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Better healthcare 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Obama is trying to fix this.
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BEST. CHRISTMAS. GIFT. EVER. 29 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dumps boiling water on both of you and shits on floor.
Totally worth the watch 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Bo Burnham has some good jokes but his delivery just fucking drains me. Not really a fan. Louis CK and Bill Burr are WAY better.
First time in 112 years the Sphinx is covered in snow 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Its not that simple. Shut up and keep your helmet on.
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Geniuses at work 71 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This took me WAAAAAAAY too long to figure out.
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They say you only live once 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thats what theyre goin to be when this piece of shit gets cancelled.
I can't even....thanks tumblr xD 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Its obviously a fashion statement, but dude just youre a millionaire. Just put on a clean shirt you like a runaway slave.
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Stephen colbert: A true patriot 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
No he probably didnt actually.
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I've seen evil teachers but this is madness 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
In the UK its Wally as well.
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Very groovy 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yea you get way more smoke with a hookah but anything youre smoking can do this
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The First Victim 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She lived a long long life anyway.
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When money saves lives 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Imagine walking out of the vault and seeing that.
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When money saves lives 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It was a tornado you dramatic non reading fuck.
Heck yeah Google! 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Unfortunate monkey bars 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whats with all the dislikes. Did you all get raped by playground equipment as well.
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this can relate to me 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think you might be right. I heard someone say Tupac before but its more commonly known as Tupac.
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I'll always love you pluto! 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They thought it was way too small and technically just a ball of ice or something. I remember it was a debate on the classification of Pluto and what exactly does it need to have to be called a planet, but after some discussion he didnt make the cut.
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Scumbag Edward 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I know deep down youre a 13 year old white girl. BTW I know you liked your own comment so I just went ahead and took that away from you.
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No more parties for you! 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thats not a party . . .
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4th of July in the ghetto 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Its all about the rate of fire. Solitary explosions spread out is probably fireworks. But a rapid burst of explosions, maybe even over lapping bursts of explosions and you should probably stay away from the window because theres a shootout outside.
Marilyn manson: The funny anti-Christ 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Jesus christ can you sound more like a fucking 14 year old.
Chicken run, barely remember anything about it 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Retard
War kitties in hammocks 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If I think my cat needs its own cunt licked then my faith is at +1000. But if I need sone real shit done the only option is a dog and we all know that.
That frozen look of fear while driving with a woman 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Cunt
Wise words from a man that couldn't be broken 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well this is awkward
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As a man: Pretty much yep 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I find that if I havent came in the 24hrs, I can pretty much think myself into an erection without having to lay a single finger on it. Especially in the mornings.
Fargladak 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He probably wrote Fucktards
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Snitches get stitches 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That babies a fucking rapist
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Mind=blown 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hes actually right. Theres no such thing as one child has the secret to save us all. Its all of science moving foward as a whole not one random miracle child. Even Einstein had lab partners.
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Mind=blown 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Then we flush the toilet and go on about our business.
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Frozen river 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ill hold your beer
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sleeping good personality 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whatever fatty
Women are always right, even when they are wrong they're not. 30 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Aka a jealous bitch
It really should be 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This post made me want to jump off my bed face first so I could face palm using the world.
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Sue those video games! 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
These kids have no morals cleft.
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Things we'll never see again 54 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Fucking retards
Good guy canada 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
NO ONE CARES
The future of London 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why dont you two just fucking scissor each other already then.
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When my friends joke about my ethnicity but it's funny 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why is it extremely sad that people can be mature enough to joke around with eachother without having to cry about words that people themselves give power to. Choosing to take a racial slur and laugh at it is the biggest FU to real racist that there is.
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What can we deduce from this? 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
MERICA! (Eagles fly into the air and explode into red white and blue fireworks)
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What can we deduce from this? 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nah, they barely exist in this country and due to poor conditions on the reservations many dont ever leave. Its kinda sad, they really got fucked over throughout history.
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What can we deduce from this? 47 comments
guest · 10 years ago
WHAT ARE YA GONNA BEAT UP THE THE BEAT!?!?!? Fuckin wop
true story. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He was speaking about christians and other fundamentally religious people when he said this.
brilliant idea 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I wouldnt trust them to keep the sheets clean. Id feel weird just laying on a random bed like that and trying to get comfortable.
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this is me!so true! 42 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Do you understand that making a child respect your authority with only violence is a horrible way to instill respect for other human beings? I love how people always say its only "spanking" not hitting. Go try to "spank" a police officer and see how fast you get your fucking head cracked and charged with assaulting an officer. How can you possibly say that a child is not scared to be hit. Thats the only acceptable reaction when a youre a child and a fucking giant who you trust and love becomes violent towards you. If you cant discipline your child without putting hands on them then youre just as simple minded as the people who raised you and you shouldnt have kids in the first place. And dont give me the,"Well I turned out fine" speech.
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