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I have a four page checklist. I've been here for about a year now, and only about two things checked actually get done.

Psst. Someone probably stole the earrings and replaced them with paper clips.

No, really guys. I am the Batman.

That username led me to believe she had more experience than she did.

*Ahem* (Fun)Substance, not (Drama)Substance. The bride got less dick than I'm seeing in these comments.

These are actually what I'm using as my wedding invitations.