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No offense French people 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm French, and this really makes me laugh.
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My phone is a d*ck 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bukowski, anyone?
Simple but strong 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I did not come here to cry, dammit, y u do this? o,_0
Nothing to see here, move along 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Peeta has become really good at it.
What is wrong with you America? 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Former long-term FIFA president Sepp Blatter actually wants female football players to wear shorter shorts and more revealing outfits. And it's a French "association" (not a corporation at all!) run by a strange Swiss dude.
Impossible is Nothing 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dude.
This is not how you bicycle.
They say I have natural mascara 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm a guy, and girls are jealous f my long hair :)
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24 Hz sine wave and water 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
To those wondering: you will not see this with your eyes, but a 24 FPS camera will.
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He said it 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You forgot the *DING*, my dear :)
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o0 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If he had forgotten the word "us" from his tweet, it would have been delightful to read the reactions.
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How much did he really learn though? 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*than, Kim. Maybe your bad writing is slightly correlated to the fact that you have no degree.
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Ho-ho-go f*ck yourself 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also, guess what? Valentine's Day is actually a Pagan celebration, and then, the Christian Church miraculously decided that Saint Valentine was the saint patron of love. Funny.
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Ho-ho-go f*ck yourself 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guess what? Christmas began as a pagan festivity, meant to celebrate the return of the sun after three days of it being at the lowest orbit of the year. It was then "recycled" by the Christians.
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I'm the champion 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Still, build some kind of moral sense, so that you will not do shit that is morally wrong (like f*cking your best friend's girlfriend while he spends a year in military forces or killing whoever you do not like). But yeah. Do what you will.
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Swiss and their nuclear fallout shelters 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A lot of Swiss bands actually rehearse in their bunkers. I had seen an interview of a metal band from Switzerland (I think it was Nostromo) stating this, and showing their bunker studio to the reporter.
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Fix that back pain! 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Adding every day spent in bed by every American suffering from back pain in a year.
It's an average of one day per working American per year, roughly. Some spend 0 day in bed per year because of back pain, others 5, or 10, or 50.
Going to the outernet 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Me, at Ikea, this morning.
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Always smile c: 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The woman on the upper left corner is a delightful vision.
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Cyclidiots 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As a cyclist, I can assure you that 1) these ones are assholes, but we are not all like this, and 2) motorcyclists often follow the rules cyclists will probably break.
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Just a few tricks 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't say "I think" or "I believe"?
People who never say "I think" or "I believe" sound like idiots to me, because only a complete idiot holds his opinions as facts.
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"Just letting you guys know there are 336 dimples on a golf ball. I counted" 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you, science side of FS.
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93% of the kids in Finland who start high school will Finnish 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Socialism is a form of communism".
Not modern socialism anyway. France is officially a socialist country right now, and quite frankly, there's nothing quite Red in our politics. Just an inherited protective social system, that is slowly crumbling.
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93% of the kids in Finland who start high school will Finnish 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As a teacher in France, I guess I will start learning Finnish right now.
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Amen! 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
1k likes? I guess there are a lot of teens failing school here and that are just coming here to pat one another on the back.
...okay, that was a joke. I definitely agree with this, and started trying to explain this to other people at the age of 12.
Good guy Mark Zuckerberg 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, tax avoidance.
I think my girlfriend is always hungry 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You post this shit, and then you ask yourselves why some feminists become total misandrists?
An actually persuassive agument against Evolution 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As for the other "bitches" this video is about:
Galileo has defended and expanded the heliocentric theory developed a century before his works by Copernicus. The latter had no proof that the world worked that way, hence the word "theory", BUT he showed that the heliocentric hypothesis made everything work way better and provided simple explanations to weird shit no one could explain before, and this is an absolute requirement for something to be called a theory. If I say shit like "the Moon is actually made of candy, I know it", it's not a theory, it's bull crap. A theory is an idea that makes everything around it make sense.
The theory of evolution is a theory in the scientific sense: it gives the simplest explanation we know to everything biologists have observed and observe on living species.
The rest of Galileo's and Newton's ideas were not theories but beliefs, and everyone believes some stupid shit, including my humble self. It's natural.
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An actually persuassive agument against Evolution 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This original post is actually irrelevant to the subject of the video, because deciding whether the theory of evolution depicts what actually happens in the world or not can be done without having to rely on other senses or embracing other dimensions.
Also, mathematicians and physicians can understand more than 4 senses, and scientists know as a fact that we have more than 5 senses. We have at least 8 or 9. This "5 senses" shit comes from, guess who? Aristotle, who was a brilliant philosopher but a terrible mathematician and a pretty bad scientist in general. This video depicts him as "one of the greatest scientists of all time", but it is terribly wrong.
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Worth a read 158 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pointing a laser at a girl's boobs while shouting shit like "let's fuck, honey" is already sexual assault.
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Worth a read 158 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Technically, what she endured is caused by misogyny, so what is wrong with this world?
As for "rape culture", just Google it and get rid of the angry feminist rants. You will find a huge lot of intelligent articles with very valid proof that what we call "rape culture" exists.
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Worth a read 158 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If this "girl" (woman?) reads this, I just want to tell her this: I HOPE YOU WIN THIS FIGHT. I hope we all win this fight.
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I see no problem 45 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What a fucking douchebag.
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Free hugs anyone? 33 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just hugs. Even if I have to pay for it.
About that 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bear Grylls laughs in the distance.
Logic Thinker 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"you must be really love your kid"
Wow
Very love
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Before and after 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I am kind of sad that no serious "screw animal torture" comment popped here.
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I've got a new hobby 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most of the people actually take a selfie as their first photo, and it's pretty disappointing.
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When your goat's really into underground rap 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Except it's a metal gig, and the "metal goat" is rather popular on the Internet.
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She is truly the best 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Maybe she also answered out of politeness.
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Why we get goosebumps 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It does not just feel warmer: it is warmer, because the layer of air captured by the goosebumps and air create a thermal isolation, helping your body stay at, well, body temperature.
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Brought me to tears 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
People who do not know what a haiku is are awesome.
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Some Things Just Can't Be Fixed 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Most of the time, after bones are broken, they grow even stronger. The same for you: when you are "broken", it is an opportunity to grow stronger, it just takes time. And you do not need anyone to be sorry about this shit.
...see? Metaphors can teach ANYTHING!
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Life 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What the hell is an "aguement"?
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If you didn't know this, well now you do 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"I have watched PICOGRAMS of porn in my life!" is just not that impressive, though.
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Everytime I see a little dog, I ask myself 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
Coincidence? 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, coincidence. Actually, we cannot see all these colors in the celestial objects depicted on the right, because the real "colors" of these are beyond the visible range (cf lightyear's comment).
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Too the point advertising in Thailand 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Too the point".
...we have come to this level.
My quest has failed.
*commits suicide in a bunker like a real grammar nazi*
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What did you major in? 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This "what?" basically means "You should try and seduce someone with a sense of humor, sorry I don't have any".
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Pc vs. mac 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Guest 2 here. For people not getting Guest 1's comment, Wall-E's reboot sound is the Mac OS boot sound.
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Colorado is the real MVP 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Terrible misinterpretation of what really happened. gazette.com/education-tax-soundly-beaten-colorado-voters-strongly-support-marijuana-taxes/article/1508877
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