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Sad but true 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you're asked to do more, you become more valuable. If you demonstrate you can handle it, that's when you ask for more money or a reward. If it's mopping floors, where being the best won't get you far, ask for more by learning another skill or going to school, then do something you can get paid for. People treat you the way you let them. If you take on more and more for free it's rare you'll be given anything for it unless you assert your value. It's "friend zone" for jobs. Bring your best game, ask for what you want, be ready to walk away. If you get treated like shit it's because you've told them it's ok to treat you that way. Are you easily replaceable? If so, work on becoming a valuable asset. Many jobs are meat grinders a monkey can do, and the added skill doesn't equal profit even if you're better at it than a noob. Invest in you, and if you're worth it don't let people treat you like you aren't. Any work is good work if you do it with pride. But to get paid, follow my advice.
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I need one, just in case 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They obviously put some thought into it with the two blades. After you've lost the triangle blade trying to use it as an arrow, or lost the main blade playing Paul Bunyan, you still have one blade left to end yourself before exposure does it slowly and painfully. Of course I kid. This is a great toy for anyone wanting to feel like inspector gadget meets Rambo. In all seriousness it is better than nothing, which is a plus, although not as useful as a Swiss Army knife or learherman tool in real life, and in survival it lacks things like a mirror or other features some tools have. But what do I know? The gas wrench is probably there so after you build yourself a log cabin with your sweet axe you can shut off the gas while you build a new stove.
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
guest · 6 years ago
5. Are those astronaut pants? Because your ass looks out of this world.
4.(to woman) I hear women like bad boys, well- I'm bad at everything.
3. (To man) "What has multiple orgasms and hums?" <start humming.>
2. "Hi." <introduce self and attempt to find honest common interests and discover more about them.>
AAAAAAND, the #1 most successful pick up line iiiiis...
1. "Does this smell like chloroform?"
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