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Baby overwhelmed with emotions after hearing for the first time 3 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
You know how you can comment "LMFAO" even though you barely giggled?
Not the case here: I want to state that I have been crying watching this video, because I have been literally crying. How beautiful.
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When I die 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
My epitaph will read "I told you to just yeet me into a hole, dammit."
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Wages 26 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Average income tax in Denmark in this pay range: about 45%.
Average income tax in the US of A in this pay range: around 12%.
So, the Dane earns about $11 per hour, gets free education and a $900 monthly salary while studying, 32 paid weeks of parental leave, free health care, and so on. Meanwhile, the American earns around $8 per hour, and that's about it.
This comment is full of shit.
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Never 4 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Never don't not get an education.
Racists 11 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
"Some people have murdered way more than three prostitutes in their life, which is why my client should be acquitted.
- Hey, that makes sense."
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Snoop Dogg and his weed 7 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
*weedizzle
Choose your destiny 14 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Hmmmm, fuck Machiavel, definitely on Rousseau's side here!
Say what?! 8 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
This meme format has reached its ultimate peak. This is a masterpiece <3
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I didn’t know that it meant this. 4 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
stray-suh-nur must be really fucking fun at parties.
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Tip for you guys 10 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
One of these articles again. Also, drinking two cups of coffee a day is the secret to immortality.
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Test your kids quarterly 12 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
Making your kids call the police for nothing is probably a federal crime, but hey.
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Bet on Batman 6 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
Broobs Waymb.
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love is in the air <3 5 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
"Love is in the air".
Welp, no air in space, so...
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Feels 9 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
This smells like shit that never happened, but I'll still give this the benefit of the doubt because it's a really beautiful little story and I was completely cutting some onions while I read it.
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Spanish ftw 2 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
"anos" and "años" are not pronounced the same way, so... that's something.
Vitamin B(elt) 6 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Okay. I have been raised in a family that kind of applied positive reinforcement years without it actually being a thing, and have never been beaten by my mom or dad. You can ask them: I have been the sweetest thing. The key is explaining your child why something he does is wrong, every time. If every rule is arbitrary, then not a single one makes any sense, and as soon as he is free to violate the rules without getting his ass whooped, sure he will; but if he knows how he can hurt himself and/or others by doing something stupid, he probably won't. As for jail, look up the Norwegian jail system, and compare their repeat offender rates with the one in the United States...
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That's so sweet of him! 7 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Original guest here: There are really valid answers, thank you :)
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Things cities do 31 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
"We need to help people in need." Every politician
"Everything in our cities should state 'Fuck the homeless'." Also every politician
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I have when it happens 3 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
This stock photo, like every stock photo, seems to exist for the sole reason of becoming a meme, because I cannot imagine this picture making any fucking sense.
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That's so sweet of him! 7 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
There is something I don't get in this, and this is a serious question from me: why are we so amazed when famous people commit acts of kindness? A lot of people are kind and compassionate, so... do we collectively think that celebrities must be absolute dicks, and need to be reassured that some of them are not?
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Sad times when we need to humorously counter arguments like this 17 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Young children would naturally act as "transgender" if their education makes it possible for them, because genders are a social construct by which they are unaffected until they are exposed to it. No boy cares about wearing pink before they learn by the douches who were there before them (i.e. us) that pink is a girly color. No girl refuses to play with toy cars before they are taught that "cars are for boys".
Calling your child "transgender" because of that? That's pretty ridiculous. Stating that you want to help minimize the social violence exerted by gender constructs and ambient misogyny, and that the first step in this direction is letting your child do what-the-fuck-ever s-he wants? Yes, by all means.
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Now that's a risky move 1 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
This account should be called "Pretty Funny But Still A Dick".
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Stuff will happen in this marriage 2 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
I'm so glad that retards can marry.
Misunderstandings 4 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
For "kangaroo", it's a myth that has been debunked in the 70's. Sorry to be that guy.
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Centrifugal force creates a perfect work of art 4 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Centrifugal force creates a perfect work of art
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Adult 2 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Also, $100 were a huuuuuge deal of money until the day I first earned $100 at once and spent it in a few microseconds. That was the day I grew out of innocence, the day my inner child flew away and I became an adult.
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Any thoughts? 9 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Technically, writing this somewhere on the Internet instead of doing anything else during these few minutes is already a choice that has repercussions on your whole life. That's terrifying, and in the same time, it's a fundamental empowerment. You have a huge responsability in choosing what you do at any given time, and it's an incredible freedom and a huge opportunity for evolution.
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Sharon 5 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Maybe she does not pay for her food. Also, funny thing to know, just so that you stop misjudging: the poorest tend to be the fattest in our societies, because the nutritional values of cheap food are terrible.
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How about this walking position 6 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
The Ministry of Silly Walks approves.
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Good guy cop 3 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
I'll take shit that never happ-- oops, this meme died two years ago.
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I think I found the cause for global warming 3 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
"Nuclear fusion is threatening the lifespan of your CPU. Thank you for your attention."
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Salt, salt everywhere 8 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Maybe 'Just don't be a dick' would be clearer to everyone.
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What age virgin are you? 20 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Everyone above the age of 8. These "Who else" posts are becoming ridiculous?
"Who else grew up learning the alphabet?"
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What's with all the corn? 9 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
If you just take a post from Nein Gag and put it here, at least change the title. The corn thing has not taken here.
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Usually they serve watermelons and play basketball 3 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
Thanks for circling the funny stuff. Would never have found that by myself.
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He's coming soon 4 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
...to avoid a lot of pain when you have to run.
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Good feed 4 comments
guest · 16 weeks ago
Where's that sausage gif?
RIP 9 comments
guest · 16 weeks ago
They are not "trying to debunk this", it has been debunked. Valid topic, irrelevant photo and false fact.
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Drink 6 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
"Do you have tomato juice, please?.. Hey, what are you doing with that knife?
- iT's CoMiNG rIgHt AwAYYyyYyYYY-- AOUCH!"
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Good idea 7 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Well, that's clever.
Men before vs men now 5 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
15-to-20-year-olds with a 80-year-old mentality complaining about the "disappearance of real men".
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Chinese beach... If you lose your kid in here, you'd better make a new one 6 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
If you want to lose your child, this is the perfect place.
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Wanna see my special talent? 2 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Did you actually know it, or were you hoping? :)
Fu** off, charlotte! 11 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
Is the Women World Cup advertised as much? Do we talk about women playing soccer? No, because we still think that most sports, including soccer, are a man's thing.
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Ernest Hemingway is tough to kill 12 comments
guest · 17 weeks ago
"lived through"? He committed suicide because of his diseases and the pain of his treatments.
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Organizing leaves into elaborate patterns (by James Brunt) 2 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Is that the guy who sang "You'le Beautifur"?
What I don't know can't hurt me 3 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
No, it's not. When my grades were bad, I would still have food and a place to live.
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Comcast uses Comcast too 1 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
This douchebag started writing his angry comment after 3 minutes and 1 second, I guess... Check the times.
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A psycho's infamous last words 7 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
A Dr Beaurieux went further: a few seconds after the eyes of the freshly beheaded man closed, he called his name, and the severed head opened his eyes again and looked directly to him.
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A psycho's infamous last words 7 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Not sure if "often", but he admitted to having drunk the blood of a victim at least once.
Also, weird music for lovers of serial-killer-inspired death-metal: youtube.com/watch?v=2CilDq5ISW4