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Life expectancy continues to go up. Childbirth mortality rates continue to fall. We're at historic lows for deaths from war. The entire "kids" argument is god awful with the only bit of legitimacy being the 2008 recession, which is far and away already dealt with. Furthermore the argument that smartphones ruin relationships, and worsen social anxiety has been proven in countless studies. Long story short; listen to your fucking parents.

"I have a degree in liberal arts"

The issue is that there is a federal statute and minimum sentence of 15yrs for robbing a bank. In the first case, there isn't much of a precedent for such a crime. It wasn't violent, either, and so, under the law, the sentence technically doesn't need to be carried out for long.

It looks like spots of glue a few places on the desk.