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"And this is the Cradle of Muthaf*ckin' Civilization nephew" 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh God, I cannot breathe....I want.....
Saved my money 5 years for this moment with my wife 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hell yes, that is sit all day long worthy!
And a delicious steak sauce was what they gave us 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nah, Heinz 57 is gross. lol
And a delicious steak sauce was what they gave us 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My favorite.
In Shrek 2, when Shrek gets arrested, the guards throw pepper seasoning at his eyes, 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Best part of the movie, blink and you will miss it!
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Everyone needs to learn this move 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Until he sinks his teeth into the back of her left thigh..........
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Green diamond ring 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I would treasure that ring for the loving effort put forth to create it.
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Addressing Americans real problem 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Eventually the entire country will be EMV enabled as it is the most secure way to process credit cards. Each transaction creates a unique pin code strictly for that transaction that cannot be reused for subsequent transactions using the same credit card. Even if the pin code is illegally retrieved along with the credit card number, it is worthless.
Grandma has a problem with needles 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Look at that sweet face! She can patch me up anytime.
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Sign posted on the door of a Catholic high school for boys 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is most excellent. Our biggest job as parents is to teach our children skills that will benefit them in adulthood. Taking care of themselves should be a priority. Little Timmy will live without lunch and come home extra hungry if he can't score some food on his own. Little Timmy will not die if he gets an F for failing to bring in his completed homework. People are raising pansies these days.
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Dark tomatoes 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want seeds please.
They were 19 and 21 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
God dammit.
Poor British citizens 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't blame anyone for mocking our President, he brought all of that on himself. I do however see the poignancy of this post.
Dyson fans and a balloon 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who can afford that many Dyson fans? lol
Justice shall be served 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is satisfying every single time. It is also fun to have someone riding the bumper when going over the speed limit and slowly easing off the gas. I just act like I don't even know they are there.
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Birthday cake 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You have a damned good dad. I feel a little melty.
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I would still be in debt. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Where are you going to find a $10 movie?
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Can I SPEAK, to your manager? Maybe someone my age who gets it? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I work in phone customer service. The worst people to deal with are females 40 and younger that are entitled as hell. They have no understanding of the world in general not catering to their specific whims. I'll take a guy cussing me out every day.
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everyone love cuddles! 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Felt.
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He sacrificed his comfort for his daughter 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Spoiled.
The way this water cleans 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So satisfying.
So calm 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I could sit right there and read a book all day long.
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The largest known intact meteorite, weighs over 60 tons 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So who just sits around and watches it? Does it do tricks?
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I still love Ray 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Loved me some Voyager, Kate Mulgrew is fantastic.
Gotta pee 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Every night.
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Don’t add your boss on Facebook, basically 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Be wise on social media.
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Fixed a dent in a car 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I pay him to paint the rest of the damned car.
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Reading corner 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yaasss....
Welt didney 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cause birds.....?
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Just to piss off someone 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nicely done.
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Muscle tissue through electron microscope 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yep, looks like corned beef.
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Elvis eating breakfeast with his family 1959 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Damn, Mama done kilt somebody....
That's a thing 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Perfect.
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If it works 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like Redneck Genius at work once again.
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Bookshelf stairs 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Awesome, but where's the banister?
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Shaw 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's called "Keep an eye on your kids".
Face the truth 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was legit depressed when Firefly ended. Best show ever.
Cares about crayons 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
One of the great pleasures in life is a fresh box of perfect Crayola Crayons. The decision to actually use one of them is a guilt trip. If you don't get that, there is something very wrong with you. Sigh.
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#momlife 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes girl, been there with three babies.
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Dogs are angels 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm hoping they figure out that it is cruel to keep a suffering animal alive for their own sake. Not awesome.
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Wonderful indeed 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It is also cute how they carry leprosy. Proceed.
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I've found the weakest link! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Now, where did I leave my nail clippers........?
Lawn mower on a rope 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Classic example of redneck ingenuity. Nice.
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Iraqi soldier removes suicide belt from boy in Mosul (with English subtitles) 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, that was a frozen rush of reality that smacked me square in the face. This is a Middle Eastern man saving the life of a Middle Eastern child that is is no way related to him. This is a man with compassion and grace. This is why we must not label everyone from a different part of the world as threatening. This is what the Trump administration does not want his voters to see. There is good everywhere, even when we must search very, very hard to find it. Never stop seeking it.
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Only in Arizona 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dang, we could use that in Florida too.
You can catch more flies with sugar 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Try being customer support on the phone. People get really bold and obnoxious when they don't have to look you in the eye. I have learned to handle them well.
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The colors of this vine 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This vine comes straight from hell. It adheres with sticky pads that are impossible to remove and it tries to take over everything. Bad Vine.
You should do that ! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I grew up in Daytona Beach in the 60's and 70's, my mom had us clean up the beach before we left after each visit. She was ahead of the rest of us.
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When you don't like dogs 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He is probably a licker and she doesn't want to be licked. I can relate, it is disgusting.
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Hidden Playroom underneath the stairs 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That would be my hidey hole, forget the kids.
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