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Tiny mouth + every day lies = a very large ass.

I work in a call center, this would be epic. The building would probably burn down...

So, babies are unintentionally conceived by all ages of women in all circumstances of life. Many are conceived even when using contraceptives. Every female should have the right to terminate a pregnancy. Period. It is no one else's business or problem.

Apparently she forgot to get good strawberries or cut open the crappy ones she has. They smell like strawberries. smh

I honestly do not understand how anyone thinks they have the right to complain about the practices of a FREE social media outlet. Keep using it or don't.

I would call him Grandpa now.......

I have been saying this for years.......so true.

As well he should...

Holy shit, when does he breathe?

I'll bet he makes a mean pie too.

Oh God, I cannot breathe....I want.....

Hell yes, that is sit all day long worthy!

My favorite.

Best part of the movie, blink and you will miss it!

Until he sinks his teeth into the back of her left thigh..........

I would treasure that ring for the loving effort put forth to create it.

Eventually the entire country will be EMV enabled as it is the most secure way to process credit cards. Each transaction creates a unique pin code strictly for that transaction that cannot be reused for subsequent transactions using the same credit card. Even if the pin code is illegally retrieved along with the credit card number, it is worthless.

Look at that sweet face! She can patch me up anytime.

This is most excellent. Our biggest job as parents is to teach our children skills that will benefit them in adulthood. Taking care of themselves should be a priority. Little Timmy will live without lunch and come home extra hungry if he can't score some food on his own. Little Timmy will not die if he gets an F for failing to bring in his completed homework. People are raising pansies these days.

I want seeds please.

God dammit.

I don't blame anyone for mocking our President, he brought all of that on himself. I do however see the poignancy of this post.

Who can afford that many Dyson fans? lol

This is satisfying every single time. It is also fun to have someone riding the bumper when going over the speed limit and slowly easing off the gas. I just act like I don't even know they are there.

You have a damned good dad. I feel a little melty.

Where are you going to find a $10 movie?

I work in phone customer service. The worst people to deal with are females 40 and younger that are entitled as hell. They have no understanding of the world in general not catering to their specific whims. I'll take a guy cussing me out every day.

Felt.

Spoiled.

So satisfying.

I could sit right there and read a book all day long.

So who just sits around and watches it? Does it do tricks?

Loved me some Voyager, Kate Mulgrew is fantastic.

Every night.

Be wise on social media.

I pay him to paint the rest of the damned car.

Yaasss....

Cause birds.....?

Nicely done.

Yep, looks like corned beef.

Damn, Mama done kilt somebody....

Perfect.

Looks like Redneck Genius at work once again.

Awesome, but where's the banister?

It's called "Keep an eye on your kids".

I was legit depressed when Firefly ended. Best show ever.

One of the great pleasures in life is a fresh box of perfect Crayola Crayons. The decision to actually use one of them is a guilt trip. If you don't get that, there is something very wrong with you. Sigh.

Yes girl, been there with three babies.

I'm hoping they figure out that it is cruel to keep a suffering animal alive for their own sake. Not awesome.