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"This is exactly why I don't take him nowhere!" 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What’s with all the unfunny posts lately?
Resourceful nerd hacks the office coffee machine 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I don’t get it.
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If you do this. f*ck you 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You, sir, did not get the joke.
If you do this. f*ck you 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It’s so stupid. It’s like people who eat sandwiches and leave the crusts.
I’m no smoking expert, but that’s what it seems to me. They’re just being picky.
Smoke the whole damn thing or not all.
I feel the same 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Can someone explain this to me, please?
I don't want to live on this planet any more 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What was the article? Any links?
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Deadpool and spiderman good times 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh my God, That’s hot.
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I don't want to live on this planet any more 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What is wrong with people? This is partially due to the fact that our “ President” openly mocks handicapped people. And partially due to the fact that Americans have become so vapid, by seeking internet fame, that they have lost any sense of what it is like to have compassion for those that are born different. But hey, at least people enjoyed Americans exploiting their children’s emotions, scarring them for life, and getting tons of likes, right? Isn’t that why our founding fathers fought oppression ? Or how how about the 600,000 soldiers that died in the civil war to end slavery? What will we leave behind? TIK TOK videos and and 6 weeks worth of Black Lives Matter Facebook posts? Wise up.
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Isolated at home, so I took one of my cameras apart. Thought you'd also like to know 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I have anxiety thinking about you putting it back together
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Short order / eggsplode! 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Good, we need more pandas! :)
But but why 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm keeping the mask
It's mind boggling how this only made $44 on Kickstarter 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I really want one, can we try to restart the kick starter?
The common myna or Indian myna 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Its just a myna, stop putting "Indian" before everything like a stamp.
You all know what to do in the comments 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Were they used for any other letters? Cuz you know, theres 26 of them. Pointing out just one to make Sesame Street look racist when they are in fact one of the most inclusive brands Ive ever seen, would speak more on YOUR prejudice and need to point a finger at anyone to make yourself look better. Typical to nitpick what you want to fit whatever narrative you feel like spitting.
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Winter is coming 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
In Colorado it’s snowing ash from all the fires we’re having. Does that count?
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Shots have been fired 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Hmm , that was odd. (Person keeps driving)
Finally!! Kangaroos in austria! 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Wait. What is going on here? Explanation please. They looked like they are in fences. Do they raise Roos?
Lock down, no haircuts and Zoom indifference has us all looking like the news anchor in 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Fxxking dxxk spoiler alert. What an axxh@le you are.
What a Toon 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That wascally wabbit!!!!
A mirrored crystal reveals more than you could imagine 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
New background thank you
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The flower queen 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Carole Baskin-hound
Beautiful! 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The Earth isn't flat, it's banana shaped.
Got it 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Good song
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No wonder you had no friends, Pythagoras 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I like it. It keeps you from being greedy.
Let him *CRONCH* 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It would take me way less that 15 minutes to eat a bag of chips. Nom, nom, nom,nom,nom!
Please laugh, my memes are all I have 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You’re missing Trump
"Before your Eyes" 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When you almost died, but had no idea you were that close.
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It was just the tip 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Sorry but incest is not funny. :/
The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I just found out that I can’t eat brassica oleracea today. Or any of those vegetables because they are not good food you , if you have an issue with your thyroid. ( hypothyroid) what are the chances that someone would put this on FunSubstance today? Isn’t that bizarre? I eat cabbage, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and cauliflower all the time, I’m going to have to figure something out.
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My dad sent me this pic and said “zoom in” 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Mama is near by!
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If you're going through hell, keep going 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
And that’s why the 40k universe is so fucjed
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Expectations subverted 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Welcome to adulthood!
This girl is hardcore 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When ever you feel like killing just butter some bread!
sleep 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I Don't get it
Every morning the sun hits my mom's urn and reflects on the wall in this pretty design 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh that's sad. Pretty urn though. What is in the small urn next to it? And it's a little too close to the edge. Just saying.
The Shining painting I just finished 1 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Freaking awesome!!!
Wo'oh fo mai'in tea 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
No
Anon gets a haircut 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Grow a beard
26+6=1! 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Could someone tell me what is the meaning of this meme?
title 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Explain please.
America 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Sad but true
I made my family disappear 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Damn... I'm getting old
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It's Wednesday, which is Terry's day 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A token of...friendshrimp
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Let's all just take a nap together 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
THABK YOU!!!!!:!:!/$
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Whose side are you on? 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Weddings are very fucking tacky. Having a fun joke doesn’t make it somehow tackier. It’s just something else to smile and laugh at since it’s a celebration.
Good morning ! Check out this amazing shot recently taken by Schönberg Alexander 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
He needs to put that camera down and pick up a bottle of Windex. That window is FILTHY. Nobody needed to see that.