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Quick! While they are all asleep! 29 comments

guest · 10 years ago

The pads actually make it even worse. You get trained to use them as weapons, not protection.

guest · 10 years ago

Nope.

guest · 10 years ago

I'm sorry, it looks like your autocorrect changed "library" to "Lamborghini". My library would be mostly blue, grey, and black, with some flairs of red and yellow. It'd have a secret passage for my own private reading and any damaged books would be repurposed into thrones for other patrons to sit and read in.

Don't be a goose!!! (or an assh*le) 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hey, don't go disrespecting the hobbies of people on other planets! Some people like shuttles, some people get paid with a wife, and some people juggle geese!

Quick! While they are all asleep! 29 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Yeah, we know! 'Tis a fantastic sport! One of the guys at my church played rugby for Highland during the events that were later made into the movie Forever Strong. And rugby's a pretty big deal at both the college I attend and the local college back home.

wtf percy?! 23 comments

guest · 10 years ago

As long as we're combining things, my dream last night was a Hunger Games/Ender's Game crossover. I kid you not, I had a full crossover fanfiction dream.

*maniacal cackle* 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Ask them to spell the full chemical name for titin. Of course, you'd have to say it first. Or just have a computer say it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0JWhHRa8s

That...that does make me feel better 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

They probably didn't want to offend them or be presumptuous or get blasted for trying to rise above their station as puny humans. I mean, I'm no expert, but don't, like, half of the myths involve a human being punished for being too curious/awesome/clever/etc.?

Hurricane Tyrone 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Hurricane Hiddleston...actually has a nice ring to it! It has that alliteration factor going for it.

The psycho test 27 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My first thought was "if she killed her sister, she may have killed her mother, so she possibly killed her sister because her sister saw her kill her mother, or maybe because she was trying to "complete the set" and she's going to kill her brother next!" I thought the stuff about the guy was misleading information or was supposed to be a red herring.

Squirrel who comes every day for nuts 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My first grade teacher had a scrub jay do the same thing. She left peanuts for it out on the porch. If she forgot, it'd fly around the house and find the room she was in and tap the window until she remembered. She trained it to fly to her shoulder on command.