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most short shorts are actually shorter than boxers tbh

Grouse or pheasant walking and then flying away.

Here's looking at you!

Batman? He’d be better suited as the Joker

Autism strikes again.

Every.Fucking.Time.

It's 665 for me.

Daniel Sloss is the only comedian I enjoy tbh

Shits about to go down

Technically racism is about hating a person's race, not how they behave

Shit is overanalyzed here way too much.

Aerial

I read this comment to mean that str8 people don’t get to claim the flag as “theirs” by saying appreciating Pride is somehow not the pinnacle of ‘Americanness’.
I think now maybe his plan was to say gay ppl are less American. Which is stupid, because that’s not how nationality works.
EITHER WAY, the whole ship on flying-flags-thing-as-Americanness kinda sailed when we let corporations have their company flag next to the US flag (on a different pole, slightly lower). That mixed with the right of every flag owner to lower it for a personal observance (local death) means the US flag is ALREADY subject to customization. So stahp whining already.

So annoying. Just - you realize you look bad when you target females, yeah? For making money? Just - this stuff isn’t done to Justin Bieber. It is not the pinnacle of female life to be accepted. I walk this earth because I belong here. I’m not waiting for any males - ever - to signal some acceptance. If y’all lucky, you can be 0.01% as awesome as me. But not as long as you shoehorn females as needing acceptance. Right now? You’re a total waste of oxygen.

Yuck

Don't give too much credit to humanity, you gotta set the bar really low

UwU

Thts literally me towards actuall other ppl

just admit you're homophobic and move on

What I learned from the cartels.

As wasteful as they are, pre-peeled/separated and encased in a plastic container produce are actually very helpful to the communities with mobility disabilities. They may not be able to peel apart an orange or a banana or cut up an apple, but they can get them out of the container and enjoy fresh produce.

Cats are destroying the bird population you idiots

Cats are destroying the bird population you derps

What if those aren't it's eyes, but it's buttcheeks?

Not using this to play card games

That’s a hot box room stop lying

In Arabic it’s actually a “Roman chicken”

Wieeeej

bottom right is going for his gun

A+ title

A+ title

I didn't know that I needed these

cut all 4 in half and eat the 1/2s

Did you see the look on the out-of-focus dog as well? Ol’ Mouse Breath rules with an iron paw!

Really? The actual story didn't fill you in on all the details?

Good we can get rid of all the climate change death culters.

Or you could let him die and then bang your mom

Yeah cuz China Owens literally every single panda in the world and makes a lot of money renting them too zoos around the world

YOU DIED

Look at this so called cool iMac back then.