A man buys 85 kgs of bananas. He travels on a train at 37 furlongs per fortnight headed West. He has a BLT sandwich at 14:37 GMT. Calculate the weight of the sun. Show your work.

If I drink a glass of water after 6pm I can do that in one night. What is the big deal?

With eleven $100 bills I can buy a monitor stand for my Apple computer. Eleven since I have to pay sales tax.

I wish the plague to hit Congress. Quarantine them all for six years. Nothing personal.

SO you are OK wearing pink t-shirts?

Fake News.

Looks like the guy on the ground did not spill a drop of his beer. A Superhero for sure.

Is the offer still open?

I believe the white van went forward out of her spot by mistake. The black car was pulling into the space on the left of the yellow car. They hit and the black car got pushed off at an angle. Maybe.

HOW???

It is actually the owner explaining the chart to his cat. Cat's response is probably "Whatever."

He is knitting a DNA sequence. Has to wear glasses to do it. I like this.

I am 6'4" and I look around movie theaters to make sure a kid is not behind me. I will moved to where I won't block an adult. I tend to stay low in my seat too to help others. I am very considerate until a baby cries. Then I am an asshole. If I pay $12 for a ticket it better be quiet!

Trump has not thought of this yet.

I know what! Let's go brush your teeth!

I think your new girlfriend is cuter anyway.

Check out just below where her collar jogs. There is a human head profile. I see it but it could just be the drugs.

It is close to five dollars for one rose at the florist. Go to Costco and get her a rotisserie chicken for the same price!

It is simply a Mousedoodle. Everybody knows that.

Coming to Disney 2021.

The giraffe just stood there and did NOTHING!

Are you sure she is not Canadian? Seem like a sign from one of their protests.

He can us tattoos to cover up the scars.