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Lazytown is a mystery 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*bass turned up to 11* WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA STAY
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Lazytown is a mystery 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
wtf
President of south Africa 47 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
@hoitytoitydumpling Why don't you run when you're older?
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That's not how this works son 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*dog does a backflip* OH MY GOD SON!
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Austrian's never cease to amaze me 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Coke bottle was too big for him eh?
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Austrian's never cease to amaze me 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Yes. Land of many nopes and snow
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Blessed 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
@klymaxx you WANT your husband to cheat on you with Karma?
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Fun in the snow 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Tiny leggos
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How to fix the deficit 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Exactly
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Is it weird that i like spiders? 76 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Spiders and bees and other nopes are super cool
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Batman's Coping Mechanism 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Alfred you life-saver. I wonder if he gets holidays off though? *dream sequence*
Alfred: "I'm going on a holiday, Master Bruce. Will you be fine without me for a few days?" Batman: "Uh... yeah. I'll be fine Alfred."
Alfred: *Walks out door*
Batman: *sits on chair and stresses, gets up and goes to kitchen to make tea*
Batman: "How does this thing work?"
Batman: *gives up on tea and sits by the fire* "Where does Alfred keep the blankets?"
Alfred: *Returns home after a few hours and sees an absolute mess and sighs*
Batman: "Uh... Alfred... why are you home so soon?"
Alfred: "Because you need me, Master Bruce."
Batman: *curls into a ball*
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A day in the Arctic summer 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Oh.. oh... oh.... NOPE
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Buzzed Shopper (I hope this is readable) 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Hey no @klymaxx already volunteered
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Buzzed Shopper (I hope this is readable) 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
What activated them???
What a summer that was 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
<3 Nathan
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My zombie apocalypse dream 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
If you can fly a sea plane
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How big is Texas? 17 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*the infinite loop of size causes Texas to become larger than anything that can fit into a black hole*
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It's a little bit cold outside 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
OWWWW TRYING TO GET THAT OFF YOUR EYELASHES OWWW
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Ted Cruz mic drop 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Maybe 2, since he got away with murder
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For all you Americans 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Excuse me the post is a border separating people with barbed wire how is this not political it represents different countries being closed to one another and not sharing their cultures.
''You have something in your teeth'' 21 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Or a really shitty pickup line
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Screamed like a terrified teenage girl 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
A freakin massive thing like this comes running at you full speed. Wat do you do?
I need to floss 61 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*flies in* Anyone need fire?
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Probably The Worst Things For Left-handed People 48 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
How could you write backwards? How would you know how long the sentence will be? I wanted to write in Japanese but then I realised that it's designed for righties as well
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