Just bought a FNAF giant plush

She then had to pay pack $5

Nah it's a fat gold heart

That's what they want you to think

What's the "Special" one?

Or at least some way of not being awkward. Like making a heart with your fingers and pointing at the person

GOOSEY GOOSEY GANDER

They're not specifically angered at the colour red, it's just what they're trained with, what they use.

This should be turned into a Deadpool thing

South Pole not there?

*Looks at girl best friend* Um... no...

*mum rings on a different phone* "honey, my phone went flat so-" "It's done, but there's blood everywhere." "JEREMY? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? GET HOME RIGHT NOW!"

SO CRINGEEYYYY

TOO MUCH PROTEINNNNNNNNNNNN

So when I sleep, I usually pull mah knickers right up so the pad catches everything and doesn't go on my legs.

U forgot Penne, Carbonara and Alfredo