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My whole life is a lie 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
This reminds me of the time I was younger and I didn't know how the little fold-squirty tomato sauce/ketchup packets worked so I looked at the little line-cut and squeezed it and it popped open and squirted tomato sauce in my eye
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My whole life is a lie 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
I thought no tears meant like "You won't be ripping out your childs hair with a comb so they won't cry"
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Imagine holding a human baby in your mouth 21 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
They have a certain part of skin on their neck where they don't feel anything. The lion demonstrates
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Problem solved 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Not even a chemical test?
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What would you do? 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
I'd catch the Queen bee and put them in a fake hive for my own honey
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Photo bombed 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
And his friend behind him. Look at your suitcase! Don't you have places to be?
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WTF happened 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
We're "experimenting"
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my favorite is son of a biscuit eater 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
SON OF A BAPTIST PREACHER
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This happened before 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
O shit this happened like yesterday
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My penguin will be 2703 days old when it closes ;~; 35 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
I felt like a genius when I found the iceberg
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A rock with a cave inside it 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Yup
Tell guys 22 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Number TWO LOLOLOLOOL
*hides* 23 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
I thought it was going to lead to Donald Trump
US: "Hey Mexico, we're building a wall!" MEXICO: "Meh, we'll get over it..." 67 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*Swims out into the ocean a couple hundred meters, swims back to USA shore*
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That's no magic pill 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
People always want the easy way out. That's why it's "the easy way out"
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That's no magic pill 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
HAHAHA I WANNA SEE THIS
My only thought when seeing the original 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
He probably played it 3-4 times noob
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well. 31 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
HA! HAHAHA! YOU DESERVE IT YA IDIOTS!
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Teaching is easy...right 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Flash and Superman have super speed. They should be able to sit everyone down easily, apprehend all contraband and make sure everyone is doing well, especially flash
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Problem with school system 12 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
For us Aussies it's just for experience. Then you can get a better job later
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Dust devil on Mars 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
It looks like sperm
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Happens every time 17 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
You and guest make great parents
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