Bitch brigade stampedes every weekend, but some may not turn up because of reasons

I was attacked by a furry demon!

It took him a few months to find a pregnant woman, overtake the baby and be born

Same here fam, get rid of the downvoting haters

Because he carefully patted the cat off the table

o shit

Flash should at least be able to help kids with their homework

On behalf of dragons I sort of agree... sort of. That's a lot of torture

I missed one but I'm not pregnant. My cousin did too. Explanation?

Ur dentist is in ur phone book?

No, because she is so totally honest and real. Superhero masks cover NOTHING! I could tell a superhero from their haircut and eye colour. Get real people

Ever heard of a joke? I'm italian, my friend's italian and we laugh at this stuff

Home-grown tomatoes and parsely

hehehe

If it is digested into the bloodstream it's all over. And no. Venom can be administered other ways. It just comes from fangs. This is why I hate one-word names

Nothing about genetics? Nothing about birth defect?

LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION! Are you alive hotland? I can't hear you!

? I was just adding on to what you said

It was a joke

kokking?