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just..wat 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Imagine that you're never going to see these people again. That way, you won't be nervous because anything you stuff up will never be mentioned
Hey now 33 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD! ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAARS MAKE THE wait... we're not doing it anymore?
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When the ping is over 1000 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
The second frog like "really? that was totally mine!"
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To all the edgy teens who can "relate" to the joker 24 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
"I'm like Harley because I love the joker he's so cool and evil wow"
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Real girls have confetti 53 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
There we go
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They get all their vitamins they said 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Yeah but vegans don't count that because plants don't have brains and don't "move" even though they grow
Real girls have confetti 53 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
You two always make such a racket... *gives gamzee magic hat that creates infinite bouquets of flowers*
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But Having A Period Can't Be That Bad 51 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
So it turns out I didn't miss it. It came yesterday. Oh godddddd
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Pineapple on pizza? Please, this is worse. 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Have you ever had cheese and chocolate? The saying literally means something that sounds bad but is actually good.
Someone finds a gif for this 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
"I can't be scared of anything because I've seen everything with you" That's not a real quote, it's based off of what he said in the Hotel one with the minotaur that I can't remember. He basically said he's not afraid of anything
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Finger lickin good 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
No, I only read half the post. Midway through the post, I became blind and deaf, and the image glitched, being forever unreadable by me or anyone around me
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Austrian's never cease to amaze me 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Yet I'm still downvoted.... haters
My favorite movie as a kid was so underrated 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
More like... jokes that kids won't understand
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I need to floss 61 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*Gives you a flaming torch* Hold this close, now ur safe
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They get all their vitamins they said 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
But... but yeast has bacteria... and bacteria is alive.... *vegan screech*
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What would you do? 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Still, I'd keep them. Bees pollinate and that's fun
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Probably The Worst Things For Left-handed People 48 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
I'm slightly ambidextrous. My right hand is the stronger one, which I use for sports, and the left hand I use to write
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Witchcraft! 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
*wiggles fingers* Science!!!
You should probably check your change right now 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
The first one is actually 1943
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If I were a ghost, imma just order 5 pizzas for you at midnight 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Bottle flip, u wont
*kid from 2006* NOOOB UR MOM SO FAT LOL GET OUTTA MY HOUSE U DONT RVEN PLAY HALO
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Bad ..-. . -- .- .-.. . / -.. --- --. ... be bad 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
Apparently, female dogs
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This is truly living 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago
What?