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Finally worked up the courage to change careers. After a decade of healthcare I've 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
My eyes read "Mohammed Osama"
My brain read "Mama Osama"
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Someone at Walmart forgot what pistachios were called 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Y'all remember the Grinch one? Salty green nuts?
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God Of Predictive Text [...Game for the truly bored] 34 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I am dragon baby, God of you so much I love y’all and so I don’t want y’all anymore to come to get me.
Hmm. The first option was also “War”
Uhhh
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"Not all heroes wear capes." 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
The Onion’s YouTube channel is full of gold
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Who summoned the dark one 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Look at this photo upside down. It’s funny
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Anons discuss equality 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
And it was also during a time that people barely lived past 40
Love these movies 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Bro I went to watch it and I liked the costumes and set pieces but I could not for the life of me follow the story.
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Someone at Walmart forgot what pistachios were called 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
But it says it on there underneath
Made my first animated GIF today, completely pointless but it's mine 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
If you want to improve it, perhaps have a frame or two more of it at the bottom because it appears to jump quite quickly
So smug! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
You gotta train your dog better fam. He gone steal all your food
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My immortal soul went into this post 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I think what they’re referring to is that topics tend to get dropped/forgotten really quickly on the internet, which isn’t always a good thing
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Fishy Fun Day #47: Scrabble Game Edition 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Hug
What I can’t do to fish even tho I try ;(
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Well your drink will definitely be frozen 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Bro that happened to me and I was scared it was gonna explode....
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Her: I Iike guys which use their head.. Me: 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I’m assuming that’s one of those punch games you find at the arcade. So he runs up and flings himself headfirst into the bag, falls and gets up. There are several people crowded around
Meanest Blanket Thieves. They must be familiars for the witches 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
The black cat has the face of a Who from Whoville
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becky 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew vore alert
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moon 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Nah that's blue radioactive waste. It leaks from the mothership's engines
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When Oneesan Ara-Aras Your Ochinchin and You Ippai Dashite in Her Naka 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
But the cursed part is it includes “big sister”
Why are you promoting incest froggy? :(
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Tattoo sleeve romper for infantry 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Ah yes the squadrons in my infantry will have lots of fun romping
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Kids these days don't remember the original memes 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Kek. If you've visited the magazine section in your local library you'd 100% see this.
But who visits libraries anymore
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Girls would often "go out on a limb" for Andre the Giant 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I would say the left two girls look more uncomfortable
Seeing my friends again after forgetting how to socialize 15 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Bro do you notice his suitcase disappears at the end
Daily dose of bad wisdom #5 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Alright I’ll say it again
These are bot-generated “inspirational quotes”
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Fishy Fun Day #46: Storytime Edition 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I caught a yabby. What a strange fish.
I was playing with it in a bucket and it pinched me between my thumb and finger. Then I had my dad cook it
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