Are they trying to write pedo as well?

Bless this dude

:( this is too real

They poop on command.

Good for them for sitting down and having a discussion

There’s an 80% chance he’s Greek

I hate pears with a passion

I prefer ice cream cheesecake than normal cake, but I will pick cookies on this one

They both look fucking delicious, but I prefer udon over ramen. So it’s pasta for me on this one boss

That’s because oversleeping gives you fatigue. So many people don’t know this

Broth for me thanks

That’s because primates babies cling onto their mothers. I suppose it’s a leftover trait from the days when you had to either hold on or fall from the tree

You just... exclusively do things you don't like to do

Maybe if you let her know you’re not gay, she’ll give you a shot. Maybe she thinks that because you’re so nice, you must be gay

For a sec I thought this was an among us meme

There’s... there’s no meat....

Ah yes, education systems at work

Wow, didn't know the Hills have Eyes had a porn spinoff. Though that should be expected