But where's the two in the bush?

For some reason I read the title as “camel people”

Great, but certain details seem really fishy

What, that she was dating toxic women??
Or is it sarcastic, that people blame problems on being gay/women in general?

Follow instructions on screen? Okay!
*pumps petrol all over my car*

Trying to be unique and slightly more practical, but far uglier

This is a whole fuckin lot to unpack.
My prayers to this guy

Why did they put a C as the spine and not a D or an I?

Hurrdurr bears can’t drive so you’d crash right away durrrr
I’d ask “show me the statistics” but I already know them.
Women are more likely to get into minor accidents (non fatal, non injurious) with a much higher frequency
Men are more likely to get into fatal accidents.

At this point, arguing against gun laws is just stupid

Tax deductibles

Yeah as an autistic person myself, I don’t think Dwight is autistic. There’s a lot more that goes into it than just bad social skills.

Reminder that a baby goat is called a kid

Aurora Australis was a few days ago

Who tf cooks the food then

Yeah until you have to deal with the cleanup

I wonder why it is that the people who are so butthurt about women choosing men over bears… are usually men

For anyone wondering; they look scary like that because they’re trying to be scary. This is not the default

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