Well no
Because I assumed your name was Sherman and not the name of the person who signed the tattoo

27 is still young
37, yeah that’s equal with milf

Or you could just start with a bowl that is way too big and struggle to get all of it out and clean it after

Cravings can usually be for something you’re missing in your diet
Like, craving salty foods when low on sodium (or water. Hydrate)

Shoulda made it “follow someone’s home”

A very specific OCD
I’m sure it used to be less specific, but it got more specific over time

Yeah but it doesn’t fit in the jingle

Hairless cat is my guess

Smh just take a photo and hang it on your wall or something

We laugh but it’s a reasonable concern. Everyone has flaws, and that means they’re probably hiding parts of themselves

I mean, he’s not wrong

Pantheon or Parthenon?
Edit: Googled. It’s Parthenon.

So What if I’m a Pumpkin?

It says “show off your best assets”
So… intentional camel toe? Idk

He was able to figure out the layout of the control panel of a tank (I think, might’ve been a plane)
He got interrogated but turns out he just figured out what buttons there would be, and the most ergonomic placement of those buttons

I have uni tomorrow so we’ll see how lucky I get

It’s leftover from when we were fish

“To whom it does concern” would be more accurate with this usage of concern

They weren’t able to throw her a rope or anything?

I think the last words are “fence and fence painting”