Oh no they’re playing it straight and I’m terrified

Oh my god they play off each other so well tho

Thanks. I’ll use it for compost.

I understood that wtf brain

This is actually really cute oh my gosh

If I bring the exes and the new one do I get free meals for a week?

I remember doing the head bob back to the class lizard and being berated by the teacher for fighting with the lizard. That day I learned some animals only say fighting words and I got sad :(

*balloons pop out*

Companies don’t need to actually wire tap you. If you use gmail companies have been able to read your emails for a while. Plus your browsing habits are enough to make a profile and identify you based on that. It’s helpful data but just more data to an already large pool.

Maybe that’s the pointz

Ahh hetalia I was just thinking of you and by you I mean of the people that fangirled about you

I wanted to see the 15 comments I was bamboozled

Dear god

The laptop she’s looking at. https://www.reddit.com/r/hardwaregore/comments/bu9366/mouldy_keyboard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link

Pepsimaaaaaaaaaaaannnn

“What did Ohio do - zippytheroach” - CryoEnthusiast

Bo’s new hit single: ^

Lisa No!