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cryscross


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A letter from 41 to 42 2 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Man. For politics to regain this ability....
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How my date see me (waiting for her) out of the peephole of her door 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
During my brother-in-law's wedding the groom that had the chapel next stepped through the back door into the stage in the middle of the ceremony.
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But yes, still lbs of it, please 10 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Ah, true
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But yes, still lbs of it, please 10 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
In cooking perhaps, but in baking the chemistry would be way off
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Cheated you cheated. 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I had the experience of finding out what I would do in this type of situation last summer when my ovens electrical panel started smoking and sparking. I ran and grabbed my toddler, the diaper bag, and a pair of shoes for each family member.
Shoot first 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I like in a upper level townhouse a ground level door and a balcony. I answer the door by walking out on the balcony and talking to people from there like a queen in my castle
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Is this cat gorgeous enough? 3 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I can feel this drawing
*bites apple* 9 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
This is just wrong. Food cannot consent!
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Hold your peace or rest in peace 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
This is a holdover from the days when things weren't quite as connected as they are now. It was a time for someone to stop the wedding if the groom had a wife and child a few towns over.
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I didn't choose the monke life, the monke life chose me 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Bananas are actually highly cultivated. I've read that solid won't feed them to the monkeys because the sugar content is so high it would be like us eating chocolate cake.
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Uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-uts-brrrrrr-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom 6 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
"Is that your music, or is something wrong with your engine?"
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Jenny could you get me a scone please 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Hah! My little sister used to try this when she wanted to tell people things. I would go up and say, "Excuse me! She has something to say to you." And then just step back.
Emphasis on the special 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Have you seen it? Or watched the trailer? It's written by a French Senegalese woman based on her own personal experience and actually comments on the hypersexualization of young girls. The poster Netflix used for the US was awful and they completely mislabeled the point of it, but the movie is supposedly pretty good.
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This happens more often then I care to admit 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I used to have this problem all the time! Finally figured out it was the zipper of my hoodie running across the button on my jeans
what a horrible day to know how to read 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Right!? Not physically possible
A dash of Satanic urine 7 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I put up a public post on Facebook about the giant storm that hit my state and some Looney started talking about how the crop destruction was "well timed" and probably created by this radio wave research center called HAARP. Like, really!? I just deleted the comment. No time for that.
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Dear god 3 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I mean, in her defense, that's the same reaction I have to people growing plants in their sinks....
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Nyakim Gatwech model with the darkest skin in the world. Just stunning!!! 8 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
This is the image that should come to mind for a moon goddess. Love that silver glow
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Scorching 24 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I wish! More like 80.
They brehduced the salary to single people salary though 33 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Yes! The length of jobs require one person to be home. The pay of jobs require two people to be working.
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The plan 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Ah! The secret of multi level marketing!
Eggscellent Winnie the Pooh 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
But, like, how cold would this be by the time you were done?
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froge 6 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
They face the hypnotoad of course
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Don't forget to wash your veggies before eating them 3 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Wait, so does Domino's not wash the veggies before putting them on the pizza!?
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1918 did not muck about with the flu pandemic 40 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
@famousone totally with guest_ on the response to the "only 3% mortality" thing. My husband has a friend that "recovered" from Covid-19. He now has lunch condition that kills 70% of the people who have it within 3 years. I had a bit with viral bronchitis in college. I never was hospitalized or given any medication. It spread to my gallbladder which led to it's eventual removal and all kinds of gastrointestinal issues and the coughing screwed up my upper digestive tract to where I have constant heartburn. I'm not even 35 and I have to have conversations like, "Should I have the heartburn surgery?" How long can I struggle with heartburn before I have to worry about throat cancer?" Viruses really screw the body over. We're looking at long-term damage that will have an expensive impact on the world.