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We shall fight the dreaded virii with... Munitions 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
It's an omnibus bill. 12 bills on one. Technically only one of those twelve is the "Covid relief bill"
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Annual duck fashion show... (why have no one told me that this is a thing?) 3 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Those are definitely geese.
Just wear a f*cking mask! 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
This message brought to you by America's Ass.
Thank you for your service, Dan the man 7 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Except they're not leaving. They get to keep their jobs with this extra while a bunch of their employees are cut
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If you see 7 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I saw a zippered coin purse ????‍
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Food service 2 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
It's also not food borne, so as long as you don't pick your nose after eating it and before washing your hands you should be good.
Opinions? 7 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I hate them both
Links in the description (T T) 9 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Oooo! How does spotify audio audiobooks work? I've been using Scribd but I'm annoyed with their limits "system".
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*laughs in fake pandemic profits* 3 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Maybe he's hiring homeless people and giving them a place to stay for free as they earn?
My wife has officially lost it during this years Christmas photos 13 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Omg! I saw this a couple of days ago and so wanted to try it! But my baby can't quite sit up yet....
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Yeah, Ms. Scientist, b*tch! 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
"Everybody". ---- if only.
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Respecting you customers? Not today. 8 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Perfect for your Bachelor Chow! Now with flavor!
Got your nose, you silly gargoyle 1 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Actually, that would be a gruesome. It's only technically a gargoyle if it functions as a rainspout
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I was thinking that for myself too...
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Have you ever read about that this training regimen? It's insane. He'll run and run to shrink his stomache and then drink gallons of water to stretch it back out. That way it can get bigger and smaller quickly. He swallows the hot dogs whole and soaks the buns in water to make them easier to swallow.
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A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are 9 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Do you need to fit comfortably? Or just fit?
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Remember 12 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I've definitely known mixed girls that looked whiter than this.
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NSFW swearing 4 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Ah! That's why I favor "butt nuggets".
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How fast was the ostrich when it hit the tree? 2 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Come on, that's is obviously a Treemu.
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Unfairness 5 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I think the big difference is how often you use heat or dyes on your hair.
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November is THAT month 14 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Day before.
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November is THAT month 14 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
I am insane
Call me when she's selling $30 vials of enema-water 5 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Somebody actually tested it and found no DNA evidence, pricing it's not actually her bath water
Bookshop with a Bookworm 2 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
As a child my mom would have to carefully watch me in ANY sure because I would stop to read shampoo bottles, anything. I remember frequently her calling my name in exasperation and just responding, "Sorry. There were words."
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The jam restaurant in London 5 comments
cryscross · 3 years ago
Imagine if the guy above you lets out a giant fart.
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