He's just trying to finish his stealth mission

That. That is awesome.

Arnold is the fuckin man, man.

She crotcheted that?!

*triggered*

Someone make this happen please

Did that turtle explode? It looked like he set off a bomb

someone could create an email for their newborn and send it pictures and videos of him growing up and loving and laughing with his family, then once they're old enough they give them the email and password!

i'm uncomfortable

is it possible to sleep that long undisturbed?

Retarded chimpanzee is a borderline superhero

When you're masturbating and the roof comes off and gods like dun do dat

*Someone off screen yelling* "BEHEMOTH!"

Very appropriate. She needed to know.

we'll check back in 2,000 years then

demitri martin :)