My friend told me once that she had a dream that I was like fifty shades level kinky

That’s something that would totally happen to me.

Are you saying you’d also use dogs for your sexual desires as well?

“It’s gonna take a lot to take me away from youuuuuu.There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooooo. I bless the rains down in africaaaaa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never haddd.”

Straight to the point. I like it.

Water is usually free...idiot

That is the question

I’m gonna come right out and say it. I PREFER DC. Okay I’m done.

“It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!”

I can hardly get through my tv shows! Let alone what someone recommends to me.

I feel like it would’ve been funnier if the the next train stop was like 5 hours away

I feel horrible now cause I donated my hair to locks of love years ago...

When you’re an attention seeking whore and your plan backfires.