Dash224

dash224


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2nd most intelligent species on the planet followed by humans 9 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
There have also been a few accounts of dolphins raping humans
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We don’t deserve dogs 16 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Golden retriever
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Just you wait 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Aww thanks!!
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God damn it 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Just do your homework
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title 1 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Backseat drivers are the worst
Ive definitely done this before, but I felt bad after 9 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Yeah I save it in a jar and use it as a cleanser. Semen helps get rid of acne and wrinkles.
Ive definitely done this before, but I felt bad after 9 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I don’t swallow or spit
I don’t really like watching movies 27 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I like watching some, but usually ones that I’ve already seen.
How to properly watch the Star Wars films 11 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I just think their songs are kinda odd and monotone. They’re not horrible, I just don’t think they’re as great as everyone else thinks they are.
Literally my mom 13 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
From like 2 years ago...
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The woman in white 8 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I don’t see it
More 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I recently found out that I’m mildly allergic to peanut butter. Pray for me.
Listen to yo brain, dumbass 2 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
An oxymoron at its finest.
We found a relic! 3 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Please tell me it was found in Alabama. Because a.) it would be perfect placement and b.) explain why this child is stupid
How to properly watch the Star Wars films 11 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I’m sure you also hate Starbucks, bacon and The Beatles because everyone else does, and you don’t want to be a sheep. Oh wait, I think I just described myself.
Literally my mom 13 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
@granlobomalo aww thanks! Yeah I know it was a little late, but I thought it wasn’t too bad cause it’s still the holiday season.
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Facts right here 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I had a friend who used to compliment people just to get a compliment back
The United States declares its independence form the British Empire, 1776 (colorised) 1 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
And thus sparked the revolutionary war
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Sniky 2 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
It ended the war, tho
Yup! There's some truth in that 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
High school felt like a drag, but college doesn’t.
Don’t hold your hands behind your back while taking a photo with police officers 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Is your username named after Freddie Mercury?
A true Australian childhood 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
“Puff, puff”
The answer is obvious 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Old meme
Fat kitty cat 13 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Are you like 5 years old?
Literally no in between 19 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
You guys seem like you’re fun at parties