This is too spot on because my dog will patiently wait, but oh lord if my cat hasn’t been fed yet, she’ll meow at me, pretend to love me, and follow my every move.

I agree with this statement and all, but I do think the fact that “the elderly can die” from COVID is not a good enough excuse to keep us in a lock down for a year and a half.

Do you think William butler ever yeated anything?

This is seriously what I don’t get about relationships. If she’s a bitch to you about things like that, stop complaining and get out. Seriously if you’re complaining about your so to workers at a pizza place, maybe just maybe, she’s not the one.

Wait this is actually sad…

He has no chin

Then you can just never let go, like I did with the Witcher

Amigas cheetahs, friend for life

Wallace and gromwhat the fuck did I just read?

Jokes on you cause I can’t keep a secret either

Boobs out is too real

Oh Lord I just commented something similar on another post, but please work on your comprehension skills because they are SERIOUSLY lacking

But if this wasn’t happening in jersey I’d be concerned

But it looks like she’s got some shape

Literally could say the same thing for England, Spain, Portugal, Germany, France, etc. you seem to know your history, but not fully understand it. It’s okay though, You must’ve missed the comprehension portion while in 1st grade, or you have a hate hard on for America. Which is fine too