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Maybe working out don't have visible effects on males 2 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
She went from a 4 to a 10, and he shaved. Quite a difference
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Respect ( not mine) 3 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Ooh, ya heartless bastard, that's probably why he died!
What's next? 41 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Banks only offer student loans because it profits the banks. Removing student loan interest means that banks will not offer student loans because they won't profit.
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noot 20 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
I'll noot inside o' ye ;)
HjÖnk 4 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
"Give us the halfling, she-elf."
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Nuff said 19 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Yeah, definitely 'nuff said... issue totally resolved. I'll replace my 12 gauge with a can of Nestlé so that if my house in the Alabama ghetto gets invaded, I'll be ready.
</sarcasm >
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Nice discovery 4 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Her name is Andrea Rincon, in case anyone is curious ;)
My mom actually taught me this 15 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Yup, gonna send my landlord that $85 for rent and see what he thinks...
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So basically, this is your average BMW driver 1 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Omg literally happened to me 45 minutes ago. I was going 48 or 49 in a 40 to get this guy off my tail and he kept speeding up right on my butt!
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They couldn't handle the truth 2 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Monty Python was wrong then?!
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I am brOKen 6 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Fun fact: those are Alabama area codes, which makes this funnier to me
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Some leaf pendants that I made 8 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
So pretty! Can I buy?
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Dose of cuteness 4 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Iz dog? Iz sheep? Iz cow? Who know?!
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I would've done the same 2 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
No, he was arrested for reckless driving in a completely unrelated incident. Not sure why the OP included the mugshot..
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How can people be so stupid 24 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Sure, they're both brave in different ways, but they are also orders of magnitude apart in terms of the bravery required.
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Honesly... Yeah, I'm gonna sell it, a lot of it. Would you? 3 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Anyone who complains about the price of the stand doesn't understand what it's for, or the way the industry works. It's made for super high-end users, to hold monitors that are 36 inches and worth ~$5,000 to $17,000, and is intended to easily rotate into every imaginable position. It's a piece of specialized equipment, in an industry where specialized equipment is expensive, where a "simple" camera handle can cost $400.
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Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
Awh :(
Thanks
Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
What is this from?
Inflation 13 comments
dave99 · 4 years ago
And this is why minimum wage increases (and also the concept of a Universal Basic Income) don't work.
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I knew it 1 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
Ohhh man a SWBF2 meme... classic, feelsgoodman
A real hitter 12 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
Well I'd certainly hit 'er :)
The greatest obstacle anyone ever has to overcome is their own point of view 4 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
I don't know about the title... Normandy Beach was probably pretty tough too
What would be the correct term? 2 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
You poor sweet thing
2 World Wars, depressions, famines, and this guy's still here 5 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
That's so sad that he struggled with depression
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Her face 1 comments
dave99 · 5 years ago
Well yeah, my face would look like that too if I'd just gotten omeone's entire foot up my aresehole!
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