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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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That's Why You're Single 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Not exactly the best example, is she?
That's Why You're Single 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
How old are you? :/
One of these things is not like the others 24 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And so he spaketh continually, with annoying persistance, til John relented. And peace was found in the house of John. Until the next update was available.
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It's called fashion Dean. Look it up. 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Why does sam have antlers?
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Jump onto the invisible jet 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
There are versions of Wonder Woman that can fly. Watch the Flash Time paradox movie.
This is why I love my country, South Africa! Legalized gay marriage in 2006 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
But the priestess is still checking that booty.
Gotta love our country though, things like this provide a nice change from all the corruption and whatnot.
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Jump onto the invisible jet 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Robot chicken, ftw xD
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One of these things is not like the others 24 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Would you like to hear about our great lord adobe?
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For those drunk idiots 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, I don't drink, but I'm pretty sure that since our lives are a one time offer we can choose to use (or waste) it as we please.
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For those drunk idiots 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You're *
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Sam = Thor 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*whispers* the hair was already mentioned.
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That's Why You're Single 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*disclaimer* just because you're single, doesn't mean you have a high IQ. This doesn't apply to all cases.
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Incoming feels 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Oh my glob :(
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Chicken belief 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Those featherless chickens are freaky as fuck when their heads are still attached.
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Fancy 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, a bunch of tumblr posts in a row. Woohoo.
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Sam = Thor 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Don't forget their rebellion issues.
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What religious wars look like from an atheist point of view 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
TOGETHER, TOGETHER EVERYONE!!!
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I might be 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Keep winking and blowing kisses, coz you're flirting with death
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His face 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He looks ready to choke the hell out of her. I feel like choking her.
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Men's Expectations 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
This is so true. But I learned more about girls from my besties than from my sister. Mainly because my sister is very tom-boyish.
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Unicode: New emojis 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You don't see anyone else complaining
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The trauma was too big 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Poor thing looks so violated
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