Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Accurate. 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*cue headbanging*
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Evil prevailsā˜» 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I enjoyed it at 1st, but when you hear it blaring in every store that caters for kids and on tv way too often, it gets annoying. I prefer the Demi Lovato version anyway.
It's gonna happen though... 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, duh :3
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It's gonna happen though... 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hehe, thanks. Now to try and be smooth IRL.
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Evil prevailsā˜» 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ditto. Disney also apologised for the song, they didn't realise how catchy, and eventually, annoying it would be.
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All good stories 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
We started making out...
It's very neatly decorated 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
For a second I thought the tops of those two squirt bottles were evil eyes, and it reminded me of a book I had, "the christmas tree that ate my mother."
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Korrasami 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'd like to see the rest of this comic please. For fandom research reasons. I'm writing an essay.
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It's gonna happen though... 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I guess that means that you don't need them to prove your worth because you're doing an excellent job without them.
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And they weren't even lazy! 29 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Dora the Explorer begs to differ.
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WHAT THE FLYING ACTUAL JESUS SQUIRREL TAP-DANCING PANCAKE F*** DID I JUST READ?! 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*sniff* somebody get Stephanie Meyer over here to show her what an actual love story should be like.
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Accurate. 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Carry on my wayward son will do just fine, thanks. Its the song of our people and the herald of our doom.
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Koala escapes the zoo 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He'd be diskoalafied in any race for sleeping on the track.
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Otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Based on, yes, but they're often exaggerated.
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The things you read in a college campus! 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I wish I couldve been part of that, just to see their reactions when they found him.
"Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you"
"Yeah man, me too. I guess by searching with you guys, I actually found myself"
"That's deep bro (0_0)" *hits blunt*
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When I asked for South African heroes, this isn't quite what I expected... 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
@ironman, hehe, thanks, I came up with it myself
@killcodex, tbh, I have nothing against you, I was just really bored and you provided entertainment, getting all angry and stuff xD sorry about that bro.
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boobs 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wait, you mean boobs AREN'T just for sexual attraction? They actually have a function?
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Another blond story 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I have heard of people getting super flustered and saying stupid things in emergency situations.
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When I asked for South African heroes, this isn't quite what I expected... 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
@ironman, I'm just having some fun with a volatile internet person.
When I asked for South African heroes, this isn't quite what I expected... 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ooh, following my lead now are we kiddo? ;) good job there, emulating actual thought processes. Y'know, because everyone feels the need to apologise for making a joke on a 34 week old post right? Your jokes can't really be much good huh? :(
When I asked for South African heroes, this isn't quite what I expected... 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Lol, riiight, because you totally meant that as a joke? And you sure possess the brain cells for sarcasm, right "ffucker"? Hehe, I'm so hurt :( because the opinion of a random dweeb on the internet really affects my life :( you really gave me a "peice" of your mind.
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Music 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I was on that train. But then I got off at rock station and since then I get back on once in a while.
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When I asked for South African heroes, this isn't quite what I expected... 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Dude... I'm from South Africa. (This post is 34 weeks old and its a fucking joke you fucknugget)
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