Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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They are! Aren't they? 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Please tell me you were joking.
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They are! Aren't they? 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Comes with its own tentacles for all those hentai lovers.
The most annoying person in the world 65 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*heals*
*decapitates you*
*re-eats muffin*
The most annoying person in the world 65 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*stabs hood*
*eats muffin*
They are! Aren't they? 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Octopi
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Generalizing is always a bad idea 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
To*
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The most annoying person in the world 65 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*Pulls out knife*
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What's your excuse? 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My dog ate my homework ( my dog being Supernatural and "ate" meaning "distracted me from doing". )
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never thought of it that way 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ooh I'm totally keeping this to reply to a bunch of fb and bbm statuses.
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The most annoying person in the world 65 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
There nothing wrong with liking hugs, its just annoying when you ask people to hug you. I like hugs too, but only with certain people. Mainly those that I know well.
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same here calvin 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
The tiger looks like its signaling a bj in the 3rd frame.
I need this 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*ticks all the boxes*
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Makes it more interesting 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I love watching movies with my sister because we think the same way, but its also awkward sometimes because we'll either laugh really loudly for the same thing, or we won't laugh at all.
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fo shizzle 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
If I sizzle this one more tizzle, I'm gonna scrizzle and go on a kizzle sprizzle.
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Makes it more interesting 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That's pretty much most kids around their parents too. Sometimes its so hard to hold the laughter in.
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So I'm not the only one who felt this 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hell, in that case, I'd like a Winchester Christmas please.
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If you do Supernatural, you know some monsters 37 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Don't forget the tokoloshe, a horny dwarf that has a penis so long it has to sling it over its shoulder.
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The Heat never bothered me anyway 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And Elsa turning Olaf into a mutant snowman with a carrot gun and tree trunks for arms to fight back.
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Diet Advice from Ed Sheeran 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Gotta love Ed, he's just as down to earth as J-Law.
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Hypocrisy the picture 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*tries to grow taller*
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Sir Charles knows 53 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Excellent point. But on the flipside, it seems more common today for white people to try and be thugs xD
It all makes sense now 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or those itty bitty hand purses that get filled up with your phone alone.
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A 2m tall American in Japan waited in front of stores and scared people 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Please tell me there's a video
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The devil in us 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
My devil is sexy AF
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