Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Egg 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Shoplifters diet too y'know.
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When a girl says she's such a nerd because she likes superhero movies 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
XD that's my favorite scene from Mulan!
But yeah, I guess it is just for attention, or a feeling of belonging perhaps.
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When a girl says she's such a nerd because she likes superhero movies 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Thank you!
And fake geeks are just as annoying. I was talking to a girl who kept going on about how much she loved superheroes and how much she know, but she didn't know the difference between Marvel and DC, and she thought that Batman's parents were killed by the Joker (-_-).
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The resemblance between Avengers and Guardians 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Lmao, Tony stark has "light" alcoholism? just you wait and see what's coming.
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It's different when you see something through other people's eyes... 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I love that album :3. Hell, I love all their albums. And their singles. And every member of the band. Especially Patrick :3
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They're practically married... 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Nah bro, JohnLock forever. Or Dean and Cas.
Good guy, good guy... 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Imagine what Dean would do.
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When I've had a bad day and someone wants to take a picture 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Martin Freeman spends more time flicking his finger than the average 13 year old "badass" xD
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Norwegian man saving a duck 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, that's one way to get your lunch
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Words of advice 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*waits for shitstorm*
(Laughs anyway)
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The Night 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I happen to find water to be very wet.
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Cat with Eyebrows 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or Dean's "Awesome"
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Cat with Eyebrows 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hell, the amount of times he says "huh!" Could make up an entire show xD
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Can we just talk about this please 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure it looks like him doing whatever he wants with his facial hair. Which is ok.
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Cat with Eyebrows 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Sam Winchester has that expression a lot too.
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Real nerds need to know this 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Who may not even be actual nerds.
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107 out of 113. Not exactly awkward but it still felt pretty weird 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That's actually true, because we'd be more inclined to our own religion, and less open to learning about others, perhaps not on purpose. Like our minds automatically reject non-canon religions xD
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Little old lady 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Half-time has a whole new meaning to those fans
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ummm this is a post? 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its not a case of saying "you deserved it", more of a case of "you knew the risks and took them anyway, don't expect me to feel bad for you or give you special attention."
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Badass scarlett johansson 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Then you could fit them with rocket launchers.
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ummm this is a post? 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
When it comes to smoking, I just have 2 requests
1. Don't smoke too close to me/ respect non-smoking zones
2. Don't expect sympathy from me when you get lung cancer or any smoking related diseases
Other than that, we're cool.
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Now I understand gay people 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
With all that base, she should have no treble turning a gay man straight.
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Curvy not Curry 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And then some guys just prefer petite women anyway.
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