This got way too far out of hand...
I'm like, through my 3rd or 4th bag popcorn.

Thought so. This whole demonetisation and stricter copyright control is hitting people hard

Like what? Playing a well known copyrighted song?

Oh my, you sweet summer child.
In the top right corner there should be three dots, click there and scroll to the bottom, there you should find "request desktop site".
If its ticked, you're getting desktop, if its untucked you're on the mobile site.

Yeah, we want a link to a YouTube video of you watching porn

Am I doing that right?

Its gonna, leave mental scars that will never heal

No, that's what they all do. Shit and purr.
:P

One shits in your shoe, the other shits in you arms

Yes. Were playing hangman with our best substers.

Holy hell I'm not the only one who is sick of this bullshit and gets down voted when I mention it!

Maybe he meant if you're free to speak on the phone

Because gingerbread man shits gum drops. If his house was made our of gum drops, then yeah, but would a wolf live in a den made of wolf skin?