The most uncomfortable toy scene 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
this was so much better than i could have ever expected
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Stop bullyin by changing the way you think first 62 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
no one expects the PARENT of the bullied child to help the bully, that would be stupid. the SCHOOL however should be examining the case. and of course, theres two main types of bullying, one child bullied by many, or one child doing the bullying. this is obvs. about one child who bullies, not one kid who is picked on by many. when one kid is bullying it should be a signal to the school to investigate, and check out the kids life, before simply punishing. if little billy is getting beat at home, calling home to tell his daddy hes making trouble is gunna do the opposite of improve the situation. of course it is difficult for us, from any angle, to ever accept that out idea of a villain could also be a victim, so we do not do well at this.
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You know you're in the ghetto when: 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i mean shit i'm in florida now, someone will steal the CAGE for scrap here.
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You know you're in the ghetto when: 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
umm "wisconsin" is pretty much a big statewide nice neighborhood isnt it? except maybe a little bit around milwaukee?
Stop bullyin by changing the way you think first 62 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
what most people miss is most bullies are bullies because they are bullied elsewhere, like at home. the best fix for bullying is to help the bullies themselves, theres a reason people, especially children, bully, and its not because they are simply bad people.
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Edited 9 years ago
They're Filled With Confetti 9 comments
Deshawndra.... 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
whats even teh point of this kind of lying? ppl gunna figure it out when they see you in person!
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Heal the cause instead of just patching the symptoms 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
has this person never gone to the doctor? my doctor tells me to exercise and eat better every damn time i go.
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This Cartoonist Knows What's Up 30 comments
Sit anywhere with this invention 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
worth it. but then i come from the perspective of someone with a couple injuries (spine, knee) and whos feet ache at the end of the day, soooo im totally ok looking stupid to be able to walk from work to my car at the end of the day without limping
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Apple innovation... From Android 30 comments
This Cartoonist Knows What's Up 30 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
well, he'd like their children to no longer be allowed to stay too, but he can't retroactively de-citizen the ones who are already citizens, but in the FUTURE hed like their kids born on american soil to go too, which leads me to suspect hed like it if the ones who already got it left too.
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not sure if this is true or not but if it is then I'm in danger 90 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
plus the big dirty secret is this nation depends on the illegals. if tomorrow all the illegals were gone you better bet you'll start paying double for groceries, and anything else from any other industry that is reliant on paying illegals almost nothing. i think to ever fix illegal immigration you gotta fix the industries reliant on it. immigration reform would just follow as they pushed for employees since even for true minimum wage you are not going to get a lot of americans willing to do a lot of those jobs.
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Well 11 comments
"It's distracting the male students." 97 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
so, wait, putting out is the important thing? i mean, i can definitely say that putting out has gotten me things, mostly the joy of putting out, and typically free food and drink to go along with it, i've never seen it actually get anyone anywhere, as men don't *actually* move the world for the women they are hooking up with.... i would go so far as to say the important thing is not to fall for that, have sex for fun, hell, have it for payoffs im not one to judge... but getting ahead in life? thats a world full of false promises and broken hearts.
"It's distracting the male students." 97 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i am actually genuinely curious as to what you think the important thing that is especially important for young women is
Real women in Victoria's Secret Swimsuit 44 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the point is kinda that they models AND photoshopped, so best genetics, best possible physical health AND THEN we shave off chunks of their bodies because they still didn't look sexy enough
Damn now I can't remember 9 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah, we don't talk as much as we should, but i never have to beat around the bush with her, even as a kid while she'd loose her mind about little stuff like wrappers on the floor, bigger stuff was very specifically left punishment free so we'd be forward and ask for help when it was needed, like the "if you drink you MUST call us for a ride" rule.
Apple innovation... From Android 30 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
for real the ones bitching about the bragging are getting more annoying than the bragging.
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She got roasted by humankind 74 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i realized my explanation was lame so i found it on my facebook feed, it turns out its a totally different persons response, so not changed, just a slightly different version.
Salahuddin Ali - "on behalf of the Muslim community, despite the honorable jester* of this gift.. i would also have to peacefully decline and put an end to this. not only is it against our religion to eat swine, it is also impermissible to give it to the next man. Shukran!"
*their error not mine, if it is indeed an error and not a pun
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Salahuddin Ali - "on behalf of the Muslim community, despite the honorable jester* of this gift.. i would also have to peacefully decline and put an end to this. not only is it against our religion to eat swine, it is also impermissible to give it to the next man. Shukran!"
*their error not mine, if it is indeed an error and not a pun
It will keep all those germs and dirt away 20 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
honestly after working in places where things like this are stored before going on the shelf, i can see the merit to this. that lip really is a nice place for gathering droppings.
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People are idiots 24 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
especially when people make up stories making it seem like theres more of them than there really are.