The shortest sad story ever written 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
easily fixed, selling: used parachute
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Our World's Diversity 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
from some of the other country names, i think this may have been in spanish or something similar, so thats probably a correct spelling.
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I'll just leave this here sarcastically 19 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
.. categories have definitions. someone might claim they belong to a category, but if they do not fit they are not. like, i might say i am rich and think xyz, but if i am not rich then my opinion is not what rich people think.
how is this even possible? 12 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah its not 1%. i forget the percent in the region, but theres a region where its pretty high, but that makes sense because in smaller villages people are a bit more related to each other. but its totally not 1% of the population everywhere.
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must not be fall yet then 10 comments
Simpsons was deep 9 comments
White people? Or phobic security? 13 comments
White people? Or phobic security? 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
people shove their babies into the xrays a bit more often than you think. that being said, this is probably a realistic doll, esp the way its sitting up chillin in that bin.
Bad luck Ahmed 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
he didnt "ignore" the direction, it made a sound in his bag and a different teacher made him take it out, theres no way this goes down without him defying one of the two teachers.
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Hello good sir! How may I help you today? 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
this is so dangerous he might jump, dogs jump out of car windows all the time :\
True story 16 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
sigh. its clearly satire. building on the kid who was suspended for biting his poptart into the shape of a gun, and many other recent news tidbits
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Here's To Smart Girls 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah this is better, my first thought is the post was the OPPOSITE cuz a masterpiece on a napkin is like someone whos personality is wonderful and super smart but like nothing to look at.
Dogs and cats, the eternal rivalry 26 comments
Murica spends most of it's yeas at war 65 comments
Murica spends most of it's yeas at war 65 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
wait so we didnt just show up and be like 'we'd like this land plz" and the native were like "lol k cool iz yers we'll go set up camp in the swamps" ?
Why bearded lizards are awesome 24 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the main reasons you'd worry about wild bugs would be possible pesticides riding on them (unlikely) and parasites (still not that risky) its not enough to really concern yourself with. but then I'm someone who doesn't bake found sticks in the oven before giving them to my reptiles either (I'm more likely to sanitize the stuff they actually have IN their cage, that's more likely to be covered in poop bacteria)
Graduation idea win 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
lol i bet this game of guess you're baby's shirt size when they are 18 will not turn out well for everyone.
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Came across this hilarious girl 23 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i took me a really long time to even notice that the girl was a child and understand why it was funny, i was trying to understand the insinuation that tinder users where criminals. then i read the comments and looked again....
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Our World's Diversity 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
is it me, or is that guy with the sunflower trying to like.. photobomb..
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Yep 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah, its been a long time since i read teh books, but i did just watch all the movies again recently and its made very clear through all of them that her interest is there and even more realized than his in the beginning.
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What? 8 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
sometimes i suspect these people are like, asexual and confused or something, if they really don't understand that some of these things are equally desirable for both men and women. i mean it IS hard to see the world through other folks eyes, so if this person is asexual and antisocial, i can see how maybe dating would look like some absurd trap to them, esp if they did not understand that they were either of those things.
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American schools 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
my school did this, ISS in-school-suspension. giving kids time off is basically a reward, sure their parents are mad but they'd be mad at them no matter how they got punished for trouble.
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