Jayne M Junemann

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Love These Awesome PiƱata Cookies 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is the first one that actually explained how to get the cool stripes.
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Now we just need a thriller movie about a bloodthirsty human who kills lots of sharks 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i wish they would start getting specific with the dont-kill-sharks propaganda, because YES killing the big apex ones is not a great idea, but the smaller catch-from-shore-eat-at-home ones are a totally different story, and when my friends-from-home start loosing their shit when i post pics of bonnetheads i am gunna eatupyum its really annoying to have to explain the difference.
Make your friend 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
don't people with ponies feed them first thing in the morning? also you should know i just envisioned you as a man with MLP pony mask like those horse masks.
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"Use Mac" they said... "It will never crash like Window" they said 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah but for some reason photos uploaded on here commonly have a blur in the middle on the far right side right there
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heyy younh blood doesnt it feel liiike your time is ruuuning out 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
damn i just thought it was a really sweet thought... like is he really all that gone if his ghost is now just right there for anyone to talk to?
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Awesome canvas and sculpture art combination 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
suuuuuper curious about sizes of canvas and sculptures
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I thought this looked familiar 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i feel like the phrase "about to drop the blah blah " is getting overused enough its entirely possible hes not a thief, merely unoriginal.
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For those who are interested to know 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i'm not even religious and i understand the purpose of the confidentiality in this arrangement.
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How to fix a flat tire 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
did he prewash that tire cuz there should yuck all over his hands when he puts soapy water on it.
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I'm glad to know this infromation 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i've been wondering about this since i first spied those mochalicious identical twins back in highschool...
I'm glad to know this infromation 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this ended so much funnier than i could have hoped for.
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Make your friend 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i always wonder if people who are not hungry in the morning are even human. if my alarm doesn't wake me, my stomach does.
WOW 58 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
sure if all her jobs are next to each other and next to her house and she needs literally no time to transition from bed to ready to work. personally for my work day i wake up at 8 barely leave the house by 9 and get home by 10, leaving 2 hours left over if i get a proper sleep, and thats just a normal 40 hour work week.
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WOW 58 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its interesting how some people read this and see proof of needing change and others read it and see proof that people need to just start working just as hard. personally i find it impressive but see proof that we need change because no one should have to work 90 hours in a week just to provide education to their family.
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Make your friend 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
maybe thats the problem... you gotta start having some breakfast. or maybe just some coffee or something.
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One douche to join them all 24 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
hatred drives terrible things very reliably :\
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The New Seven Deadlier Sins 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i feel like the driving slow is out of place... like its awful being behind them but they are being cautious instead of terrible...
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"Google me." 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
those odd drop crotch pants didnt help that at all. i feel like most the REALLY big teen stars go through this though, the stardom fucks them up but most appear to level back out. like Brittney went off the deep end but shes regular people now.
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I'm from South Virginia. 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah i got like the edge ones, as a kid i had a specific state puzzle with the names on it to try and learn them better to stop looking like an idiot at school, because in EVERYTHING ELSE i am pretty smart (or at least, i was before i stopped using knowledge as an adult) it seems like i paid for that by being an idiot with geography, and i cannot mentally attach dates to events.
As a confused man 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ughh i was out a bar with a couple gay friends once and we actually had to deal with some girl like this, she kept coming over and talking about her gay boyfriends in the past, and hitting on the one guy (who was there with his boyfriend on top of this) and keep nosing in on what we were all doing and trying to get their number...
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keep em comin 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i was actually advocating no one say the damn word, but thats just me. and i'm not tip toeing, i simply did not feel like dedicating an essay to describing my opinions of the men i have known who use the word liberally vs the ones who rarely say it. this whole notion of treating races as an entity who get privileges based on the history of their ancestors is half the problem, because people try to do that shit both ways, you cannot have it both ways. this notion of stealing culture is also ridiculous, saying one people get to be one way and no one can do anything they do that pleases them or its stealing is further creating harmful barriers.
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Yes I can see that 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
.. im sorry, wheres the cereal?
all i see is abs
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I'm from South Virginia. 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is literally how i see geography.
"Google me." 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
he's just growing up, like they all do, he was a shitty teenager, and now hes a less shitty young adult realizing his place in the world and caring about things other than himself, aka what all people go through, just not normally on the epic scale being a "god" to millions of girls does to the brain.