dickgrayson

dickgrayson


I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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Always be prepared 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago · Edited 5 years ago
Always be prepared 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago · Edited 5 years ago
Changed the words 5 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
So it came with extra letters?
Rise of the machine 9 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
New DLC package!: Death
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lol I can relate 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Excuse me? I never partied in Highschool, and am still not.
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Therapy is hard 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
As a fat person, I found this funny.
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Rip beard :( 10 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
His fault for not taking any sort of precaution steps. I mean, shit, the first thing I learned in my workshop class was to remove any hanging jewlery, and to make sure we had no dangling sleeves, and to of course, tuck away/affix long hair in a way it would no longer be a hazard.
Most shops/factories/etc also have bulletins describing these things as well.
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Guys?...Should I step on it? 5 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
The time limited puzzle to open the path to the boss, but if you fail, you get shot with a poison dart.
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Always be positive 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Only if I'm really loud.
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Always be positive 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
It keeps happening
Always be positive 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I don't know, I get pretty pissed when I fall down stairs...
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So confusing 16 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I never thought they made me a different person, exactly. More like, another version of me.
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please..dont say mean things..im just trying to be happy 31 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Yo, as someone who occasionally gets mistaken for a female, honestly, the best way to react when someone calls you sir/calls you male in general, would be like 'am i at least an attractive male?' take it in stride, it throws them off.
plus its funny to see their reactions to that kind of response.
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please..dont say mean things..im just trying to be happy 31 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
'mean things'
ha, there, i said it!
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50/50 odds 3 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Why not both?
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Nunjas 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Man, why ya gotta be mixing up universes here? Thats the OTHER DC.
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Young spiderboy 13 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
-the joke-
-your head-
Nunjas 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
paris, this is nun-ya business!
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Nunjas 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Luckily they didn't have nunchucks!
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Sit here human, tell me a story 3 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Once upon a time there was a dog, who set out on a quest to find the goodest dog ever. They searched high, and low, in the toilet, and in the backyard. They even checked inside the toilet paper! But, alas, they could not find the goodest dog, and so they were sad. Then, one day, their human came to them, and asked them the question they had agonized over... 'whos a good doggo?'
the dog thought, maybe they know? maybe I shall finally learn whom the goodest doggo is!
and, turns out, it was them! they were the goodest doggo!
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Can someone find me a Christian Grey? 2 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
what you need is one of them shy guys, who no one really knows too well, and you gotta get to know them, and help them open up. cause, once they're comfortable with you, and know their boundaries, most tend to be freaks in bed. shy on the outside, dominating beast locked up on the inside, under tons and tons of embarrassment, and fear.
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Bridezilla, she roars! 14 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
And a mac computer foot rest!
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Young spiderboy 13 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
...so like pretty much pg 13 kids shows, where nothing that bad ever really happens on screen, but is sometimes alluded to?
Young spiderboy 13 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
By face do you mean shallow cuts and minor scrapes that are completely non-lethal, and totally negate the purpose of such gadgets?